Do you want TOUHOU CHARACTERS in your TEAM FORTRESS 2 GAMEPLAY???
And you also don't want to download the outdated crappy "touhou fortress" mod???

Then this is the guide for you. I will show you all the Touhou character cosmetic combinations (which I know of) that are possible in Team Fortress 2.

No Photo Badges or Objectors though, because that's just cheating.

(5/13/2023) A handsome man named Harti (rhymes with Farty) made a guide based on this one with TONS of other Touhou characters. And he did a pretty good job, too. Check it out here if you want even more 2hu cosmetic loadouts: (steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2973711778)

~ Crone's Dome - 2.11-2.22 ref
~ Heavy's Hockey Hair (Painted Australium Gold) - 1.44-1.55 ref + 34 ref

~ Taunt: Zoomin' Broom - 2.05 keys



Now, BABY, Get out of Heavy's way!

~ Brütal Bouffant (Painted Aged Moustache Grey) - 6 ref + 11.66-11.77 ref
~ Frenchman's Formals (Dashing) (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue) - 1.66-1.77 ref + 3 keys

~ OPTIONAL : Big Earner & Dead Ringer



Ah, the cleaning(stabbing) isn't getting anywhere!
The mistress will be angry with me!!

~ Battle Bob (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge) - 1.66-1.88 ref + 2.4-2.5 keys
~ Dead of Night (Style 2 No Grenades) (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge) - 38.22 ref + 2.4-2.5 keys
~ Dead Little Buddy - 3.44 ref

~ Half-Zatoichi



The things that can't be cut by this
maggot-tempered Roukanken are next to none!

~ Brütal Bouffant (Painted Mann Co. Orange) - 6 ref + 21.77 ref
~ Brimstone (No Hat) - 2 ref
~ Dead of Night (Style 2 No Grenades) (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge) - 2.4-2.5 keys

~ Bottle



My army is a bloody panDEMOnium!

~ Brütal Bouffant (Painted A Deep Commitment to Purple) - 6 ref + 32.22 ref
~ Max's Severed Head - 30 keys
~ Hypno-eyes (Painted Pink as Hell) - 22.7 keys + 1.95 keys



I'm just a useless little Spy, only good for my stab appeal.

~ Madame Dixie (Painted A Distinctive Lack of Hue) - 1.55 ref + 3 keys
~ Sight for Sore Eyes - 2.11 ref
~ Dead of Night (Style 2 No Grenades) (Painted Mann Co. Orange) - 38.22 ref + 21.88 ref



My fire is my friend, it helps me relax~

~ Brütal Bouffant (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge) - 6 ref + 2.4-2.5 keys
~ Water Waders (Painted An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge) - 21.55 ref + 2.4-2.5 keys
~ Flavorful Baggies - 5.66 ref



My God, sentry guns are so scary.

~ Mann Co Cap (Painted Indubitably Green) - 23 ref
~ Triad Trinket (Bare) - 1.66 ref
~ Joe-on-the-go (Painted Indubitably Green) - 1.33 + 23 ref



GAH! A spy?!

~ Party Hat (Painted Aged Moustache Grey) - 6 ref + 11.66-11.77 ref
~ Dead of Night (Style 2 No Grenades) - 38.22 ref



Your pathetic hat isn't worth talking about!

~ The Apparatchik's Apparel (Outdoorsmen) - 1.77 ref
~ White Russian (Painted Indubitably Green) - 44.44 ref + 23 ref



Hm, Heavy smells something weak~

~ Hong Kong Cone (Painted Australium Gold) - 10.88 ref + 34.33 ref
~ Eye-See-You - 20 ref
~ Dead of Night (Style 2) (Painted A Deep Commitment to Purple) - 38.22 ref + 33.33 ref



I'm the real Scout of this shrine.

~ MONOCULUS!
~ Cheater's Lament
~ The Grand Duchess Fairy Wings (Painted A Deep Commitment to Purple) - 1.45 keys + 33.33 ref



If only you'd chased me when I
ran before, you would've been
crushed by the might of my
Minigun, Evil Eye Σ!!

~ Brütal Bouffant (Painted Waterlogged Lab Coat) - 6 ref + 38.66 ref
~ Spy-cicle
~ ⑨



I'll cryo-freeze you together with some French beef!!

~ Gentleman's Gatsby (Painted Indubitably Green) - 1.55 ref + 23 ref
~ Doc's Holiday (Fever) (Painted Indubitably Green) - 1.77 ref + 23 ref
~ beer



In my medical opinion, MIMA IS NEVER COMING BACK!

jk no reimu lolololololol
maybe if a ribbon hat gets added

it's hard to make female anime characters in tf2. maybe thats for the better.
if you have a touhou loadout suggestion then leave it in the comments. if its good, i will add it.

touhou farts