ELDEN RING

ELDEN RING

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What breed is Miriel Pastor of Vows?
By Slightly Salted Onigiri
In this guide we will be figuring out which breed of dog Miriel truly is.
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As we know. Miriel is the freaking POPE, so that must mean that he is hella smart. This could mean that he is a Border collie.

According to The Intelligence of Dogs, which ranks 131 dog breeds in terms of their relative intelligence, the border collie is the smartest dog breed known to man and a dog truly this smart maybe capable of becoming the literal representative of god himself.

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As we can see, Miriels legs are short and he has barely no ground clearance.

This could hone us to believe, that he could also be the all beloved corgi.


Neck for dayz


As we can see, Miriels neck is also really long. This could mean that he could be a greyhound, Chinese crested, Afghan hound, Great Dane, doberman, poodle, or a xolo.

Possible matches
With hours of research and studying the bone structure of Miriel. I have come to the conclusion that he MUST be either a corgi, grayhound -mix




or a chihuahua, cattle dog -mix

Final conclusion
As a result of careful consideration, I've concluded that Miriel’s breed is a Good boi

52 Comments
Shootmeplz 14 Jul @ 7:13pm 
Xayte i hate you
quack 22 May @ 4:56pm 
sounds scientific enough
~{ Hui }~ 12 Apr @ 1:21am 
Praise The Dog
Slightly Salted Onigiri  [author] 2 Apr @ 1:34am 
Dog?
Rèlíc 14 Mar @ 10:56am 
Is dog
shrik 1 Jan @ 12:18pm 
Breed: Dog
zippy2048 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:34am 
like chihuahua or golden retriever
zippy2048 23 Nov, 2023 @ 6:33am 
this is about what breed of dog he is bro wth
Poob 23 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28pm 
thats kinda fucked
Slightly Salted Onigiri  [author] 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:33pm 
As of 2023. Hungary, Finland and Romania are now the only EU countries where bestiality, or zoophilia, is legal. So technically yes.