Half-Life 2

Half-Life 2

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how to scratch your nuts while playing hl2
De The_Gaming_Loyalist
this is a must-know for male gamers, female gamers you may find this difficult
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step one
this is probably the most difficult step, you need to pause your game. this can be done by pressing the 'esc' key on your sick gaming keyboard, careful not to nut while pressing your esc key.

see? the menu should open and you won't commmit ded by a combine or other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ npc
step two
ok, now that your menu is open and your game is paused, get that hand down your undies right now and scratch your itchy family jewels, careful not to apply too much pressure or you'll lose a few children that you will probably never make because you're a lifeless gamer nutting to pictures of your primary school crush
step three
now your itchy walnuts have been relieved of their itch and you can now unpause your menu and continue playing the game in comfort

carry on gaming, gamer...
211 commentaires
InterludiuZap 20 déc. 2024 à 14h06 
how do i unscratch my nuts:steamsad:
TheBadHumour 12 nov. 2024 à 14h58 
joel, it might be that your parents lied and you are actually a female instead of a male.
GreenSoupDev 4 sept. 2024 à 14h15 
what if i dont have hands
credit 30 aout 2024 à 14h35 
what to do if female
Joel In One 9 aout 2024 à 3h47 
I can't find my nuts, help?
DEXXAGON 7 aout 2024 à 5h09 
truly impeccable :steamhappy:
ClayArcher23 6 aout 2024 à 23h31 
I am confused, left or right hand?
CactusPro 6 aout 2024 à 6h32 
why does gorgeous forhman look happy in this picture
AussieRhino85 5 aout 2024 à 7h31 
How do you unpause?
bonbontofu 3 aout 2024 à 20h12 
i have no sick gaming keyboard, what will i do?