"Hey, Tebby! Can we go trading?

What, what, what, what...

Bada, badada, badada, bada...

I'm gonna trade some noobs
Only got twenty ref in my backpack
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This game is ♥♥♥♥ing awesome

Nah, walk up to trade plaza like, "What up? I got a blizzardy billycock!"
I'm so pumped about some ♥♥♥♥ from the in game shop
Ice above my head, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's one cold ♥♥♥ trilby."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the spycrab line,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my Sneaky Spats, those are lime
Draped in a leopard sheet, spies standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like Sniper's sheets
(Piiisssssss)
But ♥♥♥♥, it was only one ref! (Bag it)
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments (+ rep good trader)
Passin' up on those flip flops that Scout's been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, ♥♥♥♥ it, man
I am stuntin' and crabbin' and
Savin' my ref and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, ♥♥♥♥♥
I'ma take your Medic's style, I'ma take your Heavy's style,
No for real - ask your team - can I have their hand-me-downs? (No begging)
Purple jumpsuit and some violet slippers
Radigan Conagher brown Dog Fighter that I found diggin'
They had a broken Shred Alert, I bought a broken Shred Alert
Then I bought some more taunts, and I made my Medic twerk
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
Oribitng fire Hat of Cards ain't got nothing on my Billycock, hell no
I could take some Pro Wingers, make them cool, sell those
The Scout heads would be like "Aw, hes got the market cornered though"

I'm gonna trade some noobs
Only got twenty ref in my backpack
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This game is ♥♥♥♥ing awesome

I'm gonna trade some noobs
Only got twenty ref in my backpack
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This game is ♥♥♥♥ing awesome

What you know about rockin' a K9 on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' pants made of leapard skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through those crates
One trader's trash, that's another trader's come-up
Thank your Medic for donating that Hawaiian button-up shirt
'Cause right now I'm up in here stuntin'
I'm at the Trade Plaza, you can find me in spawn (Idle)
I'm not, I'm not stuck, I’m searchin' in your inventory (Idle)
Your Heavy, your Medic, your Demo, your Solly
I'll take those flannel Heavy jammies, second-hand, I rock that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
The built-in safe with the sandvich in that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I hit the plaza and they stop in that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
They be like, "Oh, that HOUWAR - that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - that's twelve Earbuds for a squid."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Twelve Earbuds for an untradeable squid - that's just some ignorant hype (♥♥♥♥)
I call that getting sharked and scammed (♥♥♥♥)
I call that getting tricked by a business
That squid's hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this server is a hella don't
Peep game, come take a look through my Scoper's Smoke
Tryna get frags from your spawn and you hella won't
Man you hella won't

(Trade Plaza... poppin' name-tags... yeah!)

I'm gonna trade some noobs
Only got twenty ref in my backpack
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This game is ♥♥♥♥ing awesome

I wear your Medic's clothes
I look incredible
Wearing this Dr. Whoa
From the trade server down the road
I wear your Medic's clothes (damn right)
I look incredible (now come on man)
I'm in this big ♥♥♥ coat (big ♥♥♥ coat)
From the trade server down the road (let's go)

I'm gonna trade some noobs
Only got twenty ref in my backpack
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This game is ♥♥♥♥ing awesome

Is that your Medic's coat?"