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Player Stereotypes You'll Encounter
By Mister B
A field guide containing info on some of the specimens found in The Lands Between.
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs, Weapons
Languages: English
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21 Mar, 2022 @ 2:30pm
25 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm
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Guide Index
Overview
Strength Chads 
Wonderful Wretch 
Dex Virgins 
Burger King 
Bloody Bleeders 
Followers of Faith 
Frenzied Freaks 
Meta Slaves 
Manly Memers 
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu 
Furled Fiend 
Sunbros 
The Babysitter 
The Baby 
Rune Farmers 
Invasion Enthusiast 
The Police 
Prophunt 
Feet Worshippers 
Court Jester 
Ranni Simps 
Other Guide(s) 
Comments
Strength Chads
  • Mainly use Colossal Swords
  • Cosplay as Guts
  • Play the game as intended
  • STR being garbage doesn't bother them
  • Total bros
  • Bring gods to their knees by using bare hands
Wonderful Wretch
  • Dark Souls veterans or clueless new players
  • Don't care about minmaxing
  • Up for a challenge
  • Pro Gamers
  • Never ever wear armor
  • Play Elden Ring in their underwear
  • Spend 10 hours in character creation
  • Character looks hella weird
Dex Virgins
  • Mainly use Katana weapons
  • The faster a weapon is the better
  • Love anime
  • Own at least one katana in RL
  • Elden Bling is as edgy as possible
  • Shout the name of their Ash of War out loud every time they use it
Burger King
  • Play the game on Easy Mode
  • Always use Jellyfish Spirit Ashes
  • Hide in the back and let others do the work for them
  • Look like Burger King cultists
  • Spends 0 levels into Vigor
Bloody Bleeders
  • White Mask is Elden Bling standard
  • Say bleed is fine and will defend bleed as if their lives depend on it
  • Always use Lord of Blood's Exultation and Rotten Winged Sword talismans
  • Mainly use katanas
  • Will commit seppuku in RL to boost bleed build up
Followers of Faith
  • Don't exist
Frenzied Freaks
  • Exclusively use Frenzy spells
  • Always use Vykes Spear
  • That one crazy guy in class everyone seems to like
  • Love the max Madness animation and think it's the coolest thing ever
  • Yellow eyed bois
  • Don't care that Madness is just a worse bleed, because it's way cooler
  • Laugh maniacally IRL when someone becomes mad
  • Got any grapes?
Meta Slaves
  • The Gideon of meta builds
  • Only use builds that are marked as "OP"
  • Get their builds from Reddit, popular Youtubers or Streamers
  • Incapable of coming up with own builds
  • Actually maidenless in-game and in RL
  • Abuses weapon glitches
Manly Memers
  • Elden Bling consists out of wacky combos
  • Themed Co-op with friend
  • Use weird weapons/shields
  • Total bros
  • Love gestures
  • The reason you're maidenless
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
  • Wants to play the game on Easy mode without feeling guilty about summoning people
  • Goes AFK during boss fights
  • Tired of scrub summons
  • Doesn't admit to playing on Easy Mode
  • Deletes every other Spirit Ash
Furled Fiend
  • Only hangs out around boss gates
  • Beating a boss once isn't enough
  • Host of Fingers doesn't exist
  • The cool kid in class but no one is aware of it... yet
  • Boss co-op is true end game
  • The definition of the word "Chad"
Sunbros
  • Use summoning pools exclusively
  • True masters of co-op
  • Don't care where they end up, a good time will be had
  • Know all the secrets
  • The supportive friend of the group
  • Used the Red Effigy by accident that one time and got ass blasted
  • You owe this guy 20$ still
The Babysitter
  • Plays co-op with a friend who's new to the game
  • Level 200
  • Loves escort duty missions
  • Hates invaders and has an written essay on Reddit about why Invaders should be optional or completely removed
The Baby
  • The main focal point of The Babysitter
  • Has 2 phantoms
  • Always has the White Cipher Ring toggled on
  • Uses their phantom buddies as bloodhounds while watching from afar
  • Alt+F4 when phantoms are killed
  • Softbanned
Rune Farmers
  • Use Taunters Tongue and Blue Cipher Ring
  • Hide in "unreachable" spots they found on youtube and AFK
  • Probably died a hundred times trying to reach said spot
  • Ruin online for both the Police and Invaders
  • Truely Maidenless
  • Are Rune Level 300+ before fighting Margit
  • Eventually die anyway because no spot is truely unreachable
  • Uninstall
Invasion Enthusiast
  • The reason you're softbanned
  • Will either be very serious or be as annoying as possible to the very end
  • T-baggers
  • Make your life miserable
  • Thrive upon the excitement of Invasions
  • Git Gud
The Police
  • Sees activity once every 10 hours of playtime
  • Host already disconnected or died when you arrive
  • Wants to be an invader but wants Easy Mode
  • Will end up an invader eventually
Prophunt
  • Like Hide And Seek
  • Playing a completely different game
  • Masters of parkour, no place is off limits
  • You probably walked past them 10 times by now
Feet Worshippers
  • Only use this to look at feet
  • Only have screenshots of feet and nothing else
  • Their most burning question is how Malenia's feet looked like before the redesign
  • Wonder why Elden Ring is finger themed and not toe themed
Court Jester
  • Try fingers but hole
  • Try jumping
  • Hidden path ahead
  • Has at least 1 of the 3 listed above in their message list
  • Browses Reddit for popular messages to copy them
  • Thinks jokes from 10 years ago are still funny
  • Message has 100+ ratings but most of them are downvotes
Ranni Simps
  • Have all 10 message slots dedicated to Ranni
  • Have no taste in waifus
  • Own a Ranni bodypillow
  • Want to **** a doll
  • Make the Dung Eater's defilement feel like nothing compared to what these guys would do
  • 4 arms cool
  • Ranni uses magic, therefore she plays the game on Easy Mode
84 Comments
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samuca 13 Mar @ 10:21pm 
Honestly, I am at The Police stage rn, but considering to invade more, I just need to get better, guess I'll buy Bloodborne and Sekiro to practice parrying
Tristan 3 Feb @ 12:56pm 
Wonderful Wretch my beloved, the start of my playthroughs is always so stupid looking to invaders
DaKittyKing 15 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25am 
what about THE WALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A7UZFzsrn8
Sabaithal 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:35pm 
Holy crap, a souls "joke" guide that's actually funny. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of the apocalypse...
doetduet 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39pm 
no love for the int/faith split smh
CompactCassette 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53am 
This is such a funny guide. The faith one really made me laugh haha.
Sudo Modding 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:36am 
So many of those are true, this should be in the description of the game on the store page
Mister B  [author] 20 May, 2022 @ 12:37pm 
I'm pretty sure I had them on here since I originally took the taunters image for that stereotype... think I removed them by accident or something?
Mr. Chill 20 May, 2022 @ 9:56am 
What about the solo hosts that activate the taunters tongue and summons no phantoms so that they can re-create the tension of being invaded back in dark souls 1 to 3. Rare, but some can put up a decent fight.
Q8BlackBeard 8 May, 2022 @ 11:26am 
dude i faced most of these types but cant find me in any
i am kinda guy when invaders come to my land i ask them to follow to a fight pit away from ads
and when i have bros with me we go 1v1 until comes to me either i kill or die with gg in the end
if they not follow and feels like i`ll kill you before you do i use batch gesture AFK. so what i am? plz