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Dr. Sex's: Guide to avoiding Weeboscis
By zman
Being a weeb is being a sad degenerate at a 100% chance of the severe disease called "lack of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." Hi, I'm Dr. Sex, and my guide will teach you the simple and easy ways of avoiding Weeboscis, a harmful disease that will impact your life forever.
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Finding the "Uninstall" button
Clicking the "Uninstall" button can be hard for those infected with the weeb disease, because they're leaving their kitten, waifu, or mommy. But, sometimes you must overcome those challenges.
Exercising
Exercising is a great alternative to being in a dystopian metaverse. You can even touch grass while running, feel what a tree feels like, and even breathe real air. The easiest forms of exercising are:

- Jogging
- Taking a hike
- Doing jumping jacks
- Going to the gym

There are many ways to avoid being an inhabitant of the weeb disease. Our next section will tell you about how to avoid getting.
Avoiding the disease
Avoiding the weeb disease can be a tough challenge, because no child, pedophile, or weirdo can resist the look of virtual breasts. Here are some ways to avoid the disease:

- Physical activities, listed in the previous section
- Verbally communicating
- Taking a shower
- Limiting your time on the computer
- Reading a book
- Swimming
- Watching movies with your family
- Taking a nature walk
FaQ
Have any questions? Ask them in the comments below.

Here are some frequently asked questions asked by my patients:

- "Is Weeboscis treatable?"
A: Yes! It does not need a professional to look into it.
- "Is Weeboscis terminal?"
A: It depends on your playtime on VRChat, ROBLOX, or any despised social platform.
- "Is there a cure for the disease?"
A: Yes! Physical activities, showering, etc. can cure it.
- "What happens if I go back to being a weeb?"
A: Your mother won't love you anymore.

Here are a few facts about the disease:

- Weeboscis is a communicable disease. Why? A weeb can tell a perfectly healthy person to hop on VRChat for a minute. If the healthy person agrees, minutes can turn into hours, hours can turn into days, so on and so forth.
- Weeboscis has nicknames brought up by my patients: "Weeb virus," "Fat ♥♥♥♥ disease," "Annoying child disease," and my favorite one: "Motherneverlovedyouvirus"
Thanks!
I just want to say thanks for all the viewers! This is my first ever guide that's visible on the "Most Popular" section (6th place)!
84 Comments
Dr. Sex (real) 28 Mar @ 3:17pm 
yooo i didn't write this
Racoonsgowild 5 Mar @ 12:13pm 
thank you doctor!:btd6salute:
Mia The Rat Girl 17 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47pm 
I salute you Dr. Sex, you're a true hero you've saved countless fatherless girls and motherless boys, the world is forever in your debt
Nova 7 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am 
is there such thing as being IMMUNE to weeboscis?
doater 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:02pm 
the free awards you got
do it now
doater 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:01pm 
zman waste them on half life 2 emoticons
ThePanMan 12 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28pm 
what about furry-itis
WoodenChair76 10 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18am 
i am cured! thank the lord
Dismantle 9 Jan, 2023 @ 1:58pm 
I love balls
zman  [author] 13 Dec, 2022 @ 4:55pm 
a friendly reminder that about 3 people awarded me jester
in reality they're the jesters since they didn't want the secrets to be leaked, AND they gave me 600 free steam points which i will use for nothing :troll: