Apex Legends

Apex Legends

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How to touch grass
By BLVCK
1. Stop playing video games for at least 10 seconds
2. Walk out of your room
3. Open your door to the outside of the house
4. Walk to the nearest patch of this thing known as "Grass". It looks like green lines on the earth.
5. Bow down like you bow down to "Loba" onto the grass, and lay your hands on the floor.
6.Walk back inside
7.Be happy
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98 Comments
kar98kpato 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:17am 
pls give me back red metal i miss click :( pls bro :( i just miss click comoon :(:steamsad:
Deladius 8 Apr, 2022 @ 2:28pm 
instructions unclear, became a pathfinder main
Stu 2 Apr, 2022 @ 6:21pm 
instructions unclear i fell into a volcano
levii113 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:54pm 
This is preposterous! This myth about grass 'tis but a folk tale smh
Praneka 29 Mar, 2022 @ 4:14am 
Grass?:steambored:
MysterMarVel322 28 Mar, 2022 @ 2:15pm 
Instructions unclear, I accidentally became the top ranked in a match with 0 kills in the previous(I'm not even joking)
Duderz 27 Mar, 2022 @ 11:25am 
Instructions unclear I have now impregnated myself as a male.
Nix.. 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:37am 
Instructions unclear, I summoned the Predators- OH GOD PLEA- *Screaming and Flesh being cut*
tired. 23 Mar, 2022 @ 7:52pm 
i have never heard of this fictional thing named grass can you tell me more
Subnauticaboi77 22 Mar, 2022 @ 4:25pm 
Jokes on you i live on a farm