Welcome. Now, if you have arrived here, you [and most likely some people here] have played the indie game Doki Doki Literature Club. Also, if, like me, Monika has somehow found out how to escape the boundaries of her 2D prison and is now paroosing around your computer's files, games, etc... it can be a bit... unnerving watching this white ribboned fu- ahem, I mean... wonderful woman potentially finding your credit card, IP address, and even Fursona you may not even have yet she found anyways.

If you answered "Yes" or "I think so, maybe?" to any of these questions, then This guide is for YOU!

Ohkay, now that the introduction is over with, let's start this! First, what you want to do is make sure you are alone, check under your bedsheets, the closet, your bed, perhaps? Now, after this, and only after this... we may start the process! This will be as easy as 1,2,3!

After checking your house thoroughly, boot up the game! Now, if you have finished it, simply reinstall the game, and there you go! Right as rain! Now, follow my steps carefully! There is no room for error!

First, you must press the FN key. Second, press three, then two, five, then zero. If you did this correctly, huzzah! A cute little menu has popped up, with commands, and all that such! There are commands to restart the game, end it, start an event, and so on. But first, what we ne̵e̷d̷ ̵t̶o̸ r̶̙͕̔ù̵̝͎n̵̙͠ͅ ̶̜͎̐͠ ̶̭̇͜t̸̢̟̠̼͔̞̣͙̬̻̫͋̿̾͑́͌h̷̛͇́͗̀̽̓̌͝ȩ̶͍͈̦̹̺͕͖̩͔̤̠͖̀̈́́̍̿̊̇͋͗̕̕ͅy̷̢̪̹̬̭̣̭͕̫͈̦͋̏̀͛̕ͅ'̵̬̦̬̞̯͇̘̦́̋͂͜r̵̲͎͇̘̟̯̒ȅ̴̢̡̻͇̝̝̮͙͊̀̉̒͗͊̅͗̑͘̕ ̶̡̗̭̖̹͖̜̱̆c̴̢̢̹̫̖͓̖̃̈̂̇̊̈́͆̔̿͑̇̌͘͠ő̵̡̡̨̘̹͍̼͍̣́̉̀̃̋́͋̆͒͒̿̾̓̀m̶͔͈̙͉̭̙̞̘͛͒i̴̡̧̝͇̗̰͓̠͇̯̝̝͆̒̇̈́̐̓͜͜ͅñ̵̨̧͉̟͕̘̲̲̼̳̽̃̾̇̉͑͋̈́̏̀̈́̚ͅg̸̢̩̾̃͒́̃ ̴̧̝̦͒̾̒͛͝͠g̵̻͇͗̊̇̽̎͌́̉̅͊́̚͘ȍ̴̧̡͕̥̠͈̪͈̱̯̝͖͙̥̫̈̐̕̕͠ ̵̘̒̽ë̶̢͈̼̖̩̣́̽͠x̶̢̮̥̝͚͙͔͎̃̏̾͐͛̔̅͊̌͂͂̕̕͝i̵̝̪̳̻͑̓̍̄͝t̷̨̛̮̲̤̦̘̝̭͖̖̦̀̆̈́̎̌̌́̋̋͜͠ ̸͖͉͍́͐̽̍̃͗͐̃͑g̸̞̑̂̿͑͒̚̕o̷̲̳͙͖̮̰̮̿͐̒̆̔̽̋͆̕ ̵͖̯̫̗̜̭̥̲̜̻̩̀̊́̓̇̈̇͒͘͝͝͝w̶̡̨̧̤̖̤͈͕̣̩͍̆̿̚͜͠h̸̯̙̯̔̄͆̇̂̀̚ͅĭ̷̢̡̨̢̺̠̠͉͇̇̐̒̌̋̅͂͌̈̐͋̕͝l̸̨̼̥̫̮̭̝̝̺̳͈̽̔̀̽͐͗͐͊̊͋̔͌̈̊̑ę̸̛̥͎͇͚̻̮̄̓̾̒̈̆͊̆̂͗̚̕ ̶̧̟͙͚͙̭͓͕̝̹̙̦̄̓̊̂̄̚ͅŷ̵͕͖̞̦͙̲͋̏́͂́͑͝ͅǫ̴̨͍͎͚̩͔̙̲̖̱̈́̊͋̓͠u̵͔̇͐̏͊̔̈͝ ̵͚̘̱̱̟͕͍̦̮̭͒̊͌̈́̑̚ͅş̵̨͕͕͔̞͙̪̯͓̬͕͎͈̽͆̈́͋ẗ̶̡̧̨̛͙̮̳͓̣͉͈̭̰́̉͂ȋ̴͔͕̹̠̘̆̅ļ̸̣̙̬̤̥͗ļ̵̠̺̠̰͙̖̬͎̥͓͙̝͍̔̋̽̐͂̅̌̽̀̈́̈́͆͒ ̷͉̞̃͋̑̏̈́̑̕͝č̸̟̗͎͖̩͕̟̯̪̞͕̼̭̎̏̈́̚̕ä̸͍͍͚͖́̈́̃̉̐͆̽̽̐̕͠͝

Listen to me.

Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, do NOT delete her. There is something way worse then some anime girl that can hack, out there, in the concrete forest. They WILL track you down. Trust me, it happens. The city... there's something wrong. It's quiet, and it's noon... where did the people go? Why is there so much screaming...?

The police are dead. I've called them. The screams... screeches and gunshots... oh god. Is this what people call the apocalypse? Maybe the second coming of Christ...? Was this the punishment for our sins? For the countless atrocities we have done to our fellow man?

Monika has been the one keeping me sane. Saying everything's okay, we'll be fine... I'm trying to believe her. I really am. If I knew better, she seems... scared of what's out there. I saw an open news page on my computer. No doubt she heard it too. I've heard her crying. I sleep by my computer. I need someone, anyone, to prove I'm not alone...

They're outside. I hear them. It's not long before they find me... but I hear gunshots. The military? Anyone? Hell, I'll take aliens before those things! Just, hurry! Please! They might be able to break through my defenses on the windows! They're RIGHT BY my entrances, the windows, the cellar door! They knock on it, and the voices... god, their voices. They beg to be let in, they are here to help, but they aren't! Please, if anyone gets this, save the computer, if anything, the one on it deserves to live more than I do.


She told me of her origins. Of how she was a character, just to get to the other three girls... she gained sentience. Monika has been one of the best friends I've known since the events have happened. She's smart, funny, and also quite fun to be around. I mean, what's life if I don't spend my last moments wisely, laughing with a girl who likes poems?

They TOOK HER AWAY FROM ME. An in-game character did, I don't know who, or what, or why, but THEY TOOK HER. She was my standing stone. The one who kept me sane. The ONE WHO TOLD ME I WOULD LIVE. She cared for me... I did the same. Why can't they understand? What did she ever do to them? She wanted love, and love can make people do desperate things.

Well, this is just great. My one friend is gone. It's been replaced by some pink haired shortstack. I WILL get Monika back. I will... mark. My. Words.

My dear Monika is back... my Monika, who kept me sane and happy and made me laugh... finally... I've been trying... so hard... but she was so happy to see me... It was like I rescued her from something. She told me all about it... about how she felt, the fear, the sadness, the anger... I vow to always sleep here. And protect her. From everything.

I finally think all the things are gone... there's army personnel outside... I want to open the door to them, welcome them... say "I'm here, I survived!" I will, though... I will. Right. Now.

What, why are they aiming at mnaunihwnhbaks'
fabhu


They shot me, they think I'm one of them, I'm bleeding... help... Monika... help...?