Personally, I find it very hard to hold it in while playing this masterpiece of a game, but as much as I love it (the post nut clarity hits hard), I, well, we, have to face our difficulties. It can be a long way, but we don't want to degrade the characters any more (unless you're into it).

So, let's start slowly. Baby steps.

Take a deep breath, and focus. Think for a while. What is your problem? Why are you here in the first place? You find phone-heads, fur people and possibly animals (in-game racoons, swans and such) (thought if you actually find animals sexy, then pal, maybe you should contact a therapist) (Bigfoot, the Mayor and the hobo do not count) (they are hot) sexy? Yes you do.



Are you happy with it? (again, Im not judging, kinda). Do you feel good with it? If yes, the exit's open. No? Well, that's why we're here. I mean, the phones are sexy and you can do nothing about it, but we are trying to stop thinking obscene things 'bout em. Now that we know how we think about ourself and our behavior, think how the little, poor phone-heads and furry dudes and dudettes may feel (except for the ones that may get a boner).

Now that we know that our shameful actions would have us either dead or suffering in pits of hell by now, we have to finally intervene. Everytime you actually nut thinking about them, you have to get extreme post-nut clarity after the deed. Rethink your life choices. "Why am I even doing this?". That way, you should be more aware of your actions. The guilt may be hard, but do not lose hope in life yet! Beating your meat (or whatever womb-men call their weenus being an idiot does not mean im trying to be an ass) is not the only thing to do in life.


Well, now you probably should avoid thinking such things about our phone pals, other non-phone characters and/or humanoid predators, which is good, obviously. You either might see changes in yourself such as better self-esteem, happier mood and not feeling like ♥♥♥♥, or you either just might feel even worse, somehow, which can lead to oh not-so happy times (US Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255).

Thank you for reading my guide how to not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nut to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phone heads and/or the furry characters within. Might work, or might'nt. You can still think they are hot, as I do, but you won't have to beat your willy while thinking so. Glad I could help and see you!

(PS: Might not work to: ignorant people, sadists, masochists, asses, Phonegingi, furrys, people who yiff foxes, degradation kink people, people who cannot read and people with brain damage)