So your first priority is how to move, amazing social credit up by 15. Press W. Now move your mouse. Great! You just learned how to play a game.

Congrats you can move. Now there is a secret mechanic known as abuse that can help you progress easier. Now in order to actually use this secret tech you have to press your M1 button, woah did you see that? You just swung your weapon, amazing +10 social credit.

O no, your first zam. Beware they are slower than the special ed class but fast enough to get the manager before Karen. Either use your secret move "Abuse" or run away. Faster, go, NOW

So now that you know a decent amount of what the game is, there is a secret side to you. It's called being a degenerate, now I know that sounds bad but here me out. You're able to counter-act this urge by just going up to a purple light and becoming a moth, it's great. But don't stay out for long otherwise you'll be come a libtard just like the rest.

There, now that you know how to do everything anyone should've known, you might have a chance to kill 1 zombie. Now go have fun, and stay human.