the last death to freeze ray has happened to me so many times

Tutorials on Dying: get killed by queen bee, get killed by shopkeeper, get killed by game, get killed by respawning bubble blocks, get killed by shopkeeper II, get killed by spikes, get killed by landmine, get killed by falling metal block, get killed by landmine II, get killed by shopkeeper III, get killed by teleporting, get killed by shopkeeper IV, get killed by explosion, get killed by spikes II, get killed by bat, get killed by spikes III, get killed by shopkeeper V, get killed by spikes IV, get killed by lion trap, get killed by shopkeeper VI, get killed by powder keg, get killed by spikes V, get killed by tiki man, get killed by own stupid actions, get killed by own stupid actions II, get killed by shopkeeper VII, get killed by explosion II, get killed by spikes VI, get killed by scepter, get killed by ghost, get killed by lahamu, get killed by shopkeeper VIII, or get killed by flying objects.

When I'm in a "building my shop in the worst possible place" competition and my opponent is the Spelunky shopkeeper.

damn this took me like an hour to write lmao

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Thsi is actually useful because with this guide you can AVOID Dying because you know how to prevent it. Commonn situations: Rush, Not observing the area, Risky strategies, Teleporter, Unawareness of shopkeepers, Not looking down, Clumsiness, Not comfortable with traps, Unawareness of powder kegs, Not being careful, Straight up BS, Not looking upwards, T E L E P O R T E R, Unaware of shopkeepers being able to pick up other weapons, Not running away from bombs too much, Underestimating Cobra's,Being a dumbass with the scepter, C H E S T, Trying risky strategies against black market and Not aware of mammoth dropping ice ray.

4:23 and the final clip were my favorites. I've seen that stun-lock happen before, but what was extra unfair is how that launchpad was hidden by snow.

Had to replay the UFO clip 10 times to notice the alien queen deflected a single tiny shotgun bullet that killed him.

The deaths are as unexpected as the spanish inqasiton and i love it