Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Zombies

Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Zombies

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How to Not Die
By autisticcartfiend34
I will tell you good advice I have learned over many years on how not to die.
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How Not to Die
Zombies hurt stay away

If your under 18 they can't legally touch you so you should be good

If zombies get close shoot them with anti zombo bullets

A bullet a day keeps the zombo away

If zombies touch you twice you'll trip

Unfortunately the character you play skipped standing up class so you'll need a friend or a blue drink to walk if tripped

If zombies continue to touch u if ur under age, touch them back
134 Comments
Spider-Bland 19 May @ 11:16am 
goated advice right here
:jug::quick::speedcola:
Caustic_viper 25 Mar @ 7:30pm 
I meant to say "smack the heck out of them" and glad to help. :]
Global_Player20 23 Mar @ 5:48am 
OMG Thank you so much i finally understand thank you :auyay:
Caustic_viper 21 Mar @ 6:44am 
I bring good news friends. The long awaited standing class has been made. Now you too can learn how to stand. Visit my guide to find out how to stand today.

NO FRIENDS, PERKS, OR SKILL NEEDED, ADMISSION IS 1 SPICY MEME.

Also to answer everyone's question about zombie touching, just smack the heck out of me, or the ultimate move is to say "HIT ME HARDER" them they will leave you alone long enough to blows their brains out.

If its your uncle or the police run, seek the dark souls community for roll techniques
Rend 1 Mar @ 6:20am 
so i can CALL THE COPS ON THEM
Jäger 26 Jan @ 7:18am 
can i touch u
book simon 15 Jan @ 1:33am 
kill me
mysteryice75 14 Jan @ 11:02pm 
What if the ZOMBOS are under 18?
jeswiley1211 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13pm 
Im just happy the game does not have my uncle in it
jeswiley1211 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12pm 
Thank you I tried contacting the police about this but they ended up touching me even more (BTW IM BEING SARCASTIC ITS A JOKE_