lino's Useless Guide to DRG

(For context, our group calls praetorians Tories. It's also shorthand for conservative in British parlance.)

• You can pet a lootbug as it issues its death scream, but it still won't forgive you.

• Management has no official opinion on the "Steve 'em and leave 'em". Unofficially, that's monstrous. What's wrong with you?

• Mushroom!

• Breeders bothering you all the time? Welcome to the asexual experience.

• Your Steve doesn't love you.

• You are neither human, nor dancers. You are dwarven miners.

• You can pet your dead Steve, but it won't bring them back.

• C4 can also be used to leave a gaping hole in terrain, as well as in the friendships you used to have.

• Those red sugar crystals are excellent at dodging

• Your scout's propensity to run away and mine gold in the middle of a swarm is not, in fact, a class feature.

• Charmed bugs have been known to hum the tune to Chicago's - If you Steeve me now, as your drop pod leaves them to their fate.

• Tories have two major unarmoured parts, their mouths, and their arse. The arse is much bigger because they spend so much time talking out of it.

• I'm beginning to suspect that management don't in fact have our best interests at heart.

• It's okay to immediately kick engineers who bring a fatboy overclocked PGL.

• The gunner's shield will protect you from most external threats, but not your parents' disappointment.

• The Crassus detonator is not related to the Tory. You can observe this by its behaviour on death. It leaves its wealth to the less fortunate. Tories just stink the place up and make life harder for miners.

• Cave Leeches only want a cuddle.

• Bosco can revive you an infinite number of times. He chooses not to.

• Hack-C thinks its backwards cap makes it cool. Humour it, you're going to have to get back on that hacking tool.

• The correlation between alien egg missions being completed and scrambled egg sandwiches being on the menu is entirely coincidental.

• Never platform a Tory. What are you, the Daily Telegraph?