he will clap your cheeks if you are under the iq of 300 or have read this guide
therefore i will let you read this guide so that you can dung defender

so basically he is a volleyball, do not let him touch the floor or he will get a restraining order on you and then you can't enter ancient basin because you can't be in a 300 feet radius of him.

when he becomes a volleyball you just dash and hit him as if he's your little brother after he broke your xbox controller for the 3rd time. (for dumb people, this is obviously a joke. do not hit your brother)

and when he throws his ♥♥♥♥ at you, avoid that as if you are idk not tryna get poop on you or something.

do not worry, you can simply install cheats and be invincible plus the added bonus of having 52 viruses on your computer. it works for me every time.

somehow you didn't beat him with cheats and you are still struggling, you should ask if freddy from fortnite can rip his face off, this strategy won't work if you are on any other version than windows because freddy hates people who use anything from the apple company.

did you forget who dung defender even is? are you even sure they're called dung defender?
is this just a dream? is everything going to be ok? do you smell pizza? all of those questions have a simple answer, no.

thank you for reading this guide! now as usual we will have some quotes at the end that are 100% real and not made up and you can trust me in that.

Originally posted by dung defender:

happy new years, another year and another opportunity for me to kick your ass

Originally posted by jesus christ:

i am approaching rapidly and i do have a gun.

Originally posted by idiot:

this guide is bad