bind mwheeldown +jump
bind mwheelup +jump
bind space +jump
fps_max 0

put in autoexec.cfg or config.cfg
or just type in console

ok go to offline server
take out ur knife or grenade so u can start quick
when u hit the ground scroll
u have to scroll really fast or u go slower
you have to not press w and use A + D in midair to move
u can jump in a snake pattern or whatever u want
remember not to go slow
pretty rapid

the world aint all sunshine and rainbow
u have to practice practice and whats that? practice
i will share the secret bunny hop tactics later

this is my personal secrets for bhop so dont share with too many people
so step 1 is to not listen to people who say u cant bhop and u never will
♥♥♥♥ da haters

Yeah, this album is dedicated
To all the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothing
- Biggie Smalls, rap legend god

step 2 of my secret
so i said to bind jump to mouse wheels and also space
so you may think
why do i need space when i have mousewheel to jump?
well the secret is to use both to jump
this doesnt double the chances but it helps me
idk if it will help u

step 3
i have space binded to "+jump; slot1"
this is because i dont wanna be caught with my pants down when i am jumping

step 4
i dont use cl_showpos 1 because i know when im going fast, i dont need another guy telling me

so pal?
yes
how come i cant bunnyjump in community servers?
well its harder but u can still bunnyhop there
u have to be even faster with scrolling when u hitt the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
this is where the secret space and scroll trick can help
it helps me
and because 128 is harder level than 64, i can bunnyhop a bit better in 64 because i practice with 128
so friend?
yes
how do i practice 128?
well u can play community servers or go to csgo launch option and write
-tickrate 128
this will make offline server 128 isntead of 64

do you know how to bhop?
no
do u think this is a clever guide? it is very ironic, not funny at all
no its not clever or ironic, there are helpful tips here for beginners
you dont even use a mouse, how are u qualified to teach how to bunnyhop?
im not

credits for bunny pictures
tumblr
pic is me and my homies