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Nanoid

Did you see it?! Did you see the drone?
Nah, and now your position is marked for the incoming nukes.

How the ♥♥♥♥? I'll tell you how the ♥♥♥♥! It's cause of that fly in the corner.


Nope, ladies and gentlemen, this isn't a fly. It's a flying drone, as small as Justin Beiber's peepee, so it's almost invisible to the eye!


They're called Nanoids! We got the idea from Beiber's ♥♥♥♥♥ being called nano by Selena Gomez.

These little things can fly in plain sight without being seen! Which shows that smaller is actually better! I'm looking at you, 20cm craving hoes!

Anyway, this thing does what other drones do, but of coarse with some limitations due to its small size.
What? Did you think this thing ran on some black magic done by ♥♥♥♥♥ witches rubbing their clits on broom sticks? Well think again ♥♥♥♥♥♥! There's no such thing as magic! Although ♥♥♥♥♥ witches do exist. Be careful around goths.


This thing can get pretty close to people without them realizing. But of coarse people are gonna notice when you fly it into their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. So keep distance when spying on the neighbor's daughter.

It's got limited zoom, like how you have weak eyesight from all the fapping you've done.

Its battery is limited, kind of like your sorry ass in bed.

It's got nightvision, great for spying on girls skinny dipping at night. But it's got no thermal, so you can't see the other guys spying on them too.

And last but not least, it has laser marking. So, if for whatever reason you find yourself wanting to kill the girls for not giving you any ♥♥♥♥♥, you can nuke the ♥♥♥♥ out of them while sitting at home, watching ♥♥♥♥. Like, you wouldn't even need to make up an alibi cause you'd really BE sitting at home watching ♥♥♥♥. Ya loser!


Anyway, price is 5 grand each. Take it or gtfo of my face, wanker!