While playing crab game i was bored and tried to figure out ways to go faster in the game.

this will probably be patched but ill make this as painless and quick as possible

You need to do 3 things in this exact order.

1. Hold W and Shift (Run, obviously)
2. Jump and immediately hold the crouch button.
3. Keep running and crouching and whenever you hit the ground, jump again.

hey this worked for me so i have no idea if it might for you

now you know how to go speed now please do something better with your life im begging you please im going to keep begging please leave now please you already can speed tutorial now go.