This guide is a joke. Do not take this seriously. If you actually want to make a good car in Forza Horizon 4, stop reading and find another guide. There's plenty of good ones on the Steam Guides and the Forza Motorsport forums. Thank you in advanced.

Have you ever wanted to win a race but couldn't because you accidentally bought 345 Porsche 911s when you wanted a Bugatti Chiron? well first off, nice way of spending your money, MrBeast. Second off, this is the article for you! This guide is the best way to improve your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cars and make them street warriors.

this won't help with your money though. go talk to some bank guy about that.

We are going to start with the basics. First, you pick a car. Pick whatever car you want to use, as long as it's in the game. It can just be any car. I like modifying Lancer EVOs, so that will be the example.

This picture is of my first Lancer EVO, a Mach 4 themed around uhh... what was that guys name from that hero anime... Got it, Scorpion!











This is an actual Lancer EVO. I don't remember the mach, I think 6.













This is a random dog. Say hi to Sunkist.

Next, you want to go to a house or Horizon Festival Site. If you forgot what that looked like, or where it was on the map, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. Turn off the Horizon Block Party and open your map. Kendrick Lamar isn't that important

This section is split into 3 because there are two things we will go over: The painting and the tuning. Why is there a third? Introductions. What did you expect, we blow up the car?

just get a tune off of the "Find New Tunes" option. Nobody needs to do that. Or just go onto r/forzahorizon. If it's not bombarded with people drifting or talking about how Gorillaz is in Forza Horizon 5, there will be alot of good tune codes on there

... you actually wanna get a good car?... fine... Just get Sport everything. Avoid rally cars because that loses speed, but you can go offroad now i guess. Just stay away from Rally, unless you intentionally want a rally car, but why mod a Porsche 911 to a rally car?

Tires wise, all you really wanna do is change to Sport tires, Drag tires, or Forza Horizon Race tires (and snow if it's Winter, but that's useless. just drift on the ice). The other ones are good, but can go ♥♥♥♥ themselves.

All Wheel Drive is the best drivetrain. If you use rear wheel, good luck steering, and if you use front wheel, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ uninstall the game and install team fortress 2, go on a casual server, and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the bots, because that's more fun (actually dont do this but still)

Oh, side note: It'll be wise to change the drivetrain and engines first so that you wont be confused on why your speed drops from 9.9 to 6.3

Final thing on this: Aerodynamics. It's not a plane go crazy. Just add a spoiler and rims. It looks beautiful on a Nissan Nismo, as shown here
... damnit paul get the weeb ♥♥♥♥ off of the nismo

This one is shorter but it's easier. Welcome to... Painting!

WAIT NO DONT LEAVE

Ok, now that we're here, you can literally paint the car however you want to.

Here's a couple examples to help you:

Here's a rally car I made that was inspired by Demon Slayer
This is a car I stole from IGN just don't tell them i did it they will only raise their rating for fortnite if they hear about this
Hehehehehehe hey lois im a fiat hehehehehehe
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guys Sunkist is back say hi to Sunkist
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мы должны хвалить кожуру
You can also upload your custom cars to the decal shop thingy and somehow have it on Trending within 3 weeks. You can also post it on r/ForzaHorizon and get -43 upvotes and hate comments, because apperently Forza Horizon and FLCL don't go well together.

Here it is, the big moment. You have a car out there willing to win. Go out there and use the car to wi--

and it lost to a Unimog with the Fortnite Battle Bus skin. You failed, but hey you know how to make cars now

Get out there and get those -43 upvotes on Reddit

Bowl of marbles

The Demon Slayer Hoonigan, Chainsaw Man Nismo, the FLCL Lancer on the cover, and the Bakugo Mach 4 Lancer are both by me
idk where i got the mach 6 lancer
The Sunkist Joke was originally by WayneradioTV
The Peter Griffin car was done by u/cakeDOTexe on Reddit
idk who did the sans car i stole it from Twitter
The Zelda car was from IGN
The Elephant joke was originally by The Onion

the russian text says "we must praise the peel"