Total War: MEDIEVAL II - Definitive Edition

Total War: MEDIEVAL II - Definitive Edition

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How 2 Be Prince Henry: The Re-Mastered Version
Por smitty e 1 colaborador(es)
Welcome back, this is a remake of a guide I made called "How 2 Be Prince Henry". Prince Henry was a great idiot, he did all he could to hurt his country and got straight Fs in school, Although, he did get an F+ once in Science. This guide will show you how to be and unlock Prince Henry in Medieval II: Total War.
   
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Step 1: Choose Holy Roman Empire Faction
If you want to be Prince Henry, then you must choose the Holy Roman Empire faction. If you don't, Prince Henry will be mad. Now, once you pick it, you should get an annoying lady on the top left hand corner of your screen trying to give you directions. Make her go away, as she is there to help you make the right choices. Prince Henry doesn't believe in directions and getting help from others to do the right thing, so block her ASAP. You are now on your road to Henry Life.
Step 2: Find Prince Henry on the map
Good, now you should find Prince Henry on the map. He could be anywhere. He's usually around Frankfart since he likes to think he's in charge. Now, when you click on him, you'll turn into him. You must now make sure you complete the Prince Henry Requirement List after turning into him. I will tell you how to complete it in the next step.
Step 3: Becoming Really Like Prince Henry
Here is what you must do to fully assume the role of Prince Henry. First, you must be failing all your subjects. Get straight Fs like Prince Henry so you can be on the same amount of education as Prince Henry. Next, call everyone a peasant and complain about you not having enough power. Third, start walking into other faction capitals and declare yourself dictator of that country. Last, make sure [rince Henry isn't getting more attention than you.
Step 4: Prince Henry Code
Enforce this upon your citizens:

1. You shall not be richer than Prince Henry
2. Give Prince Henry all of your money
3. You can't be smarter than Prince Henry
4. Don't say Prince Henry is stupid
5. Only Prince Henry can have fun
6. If you are not Prince Henry, then you are a Peasant,
7. Make sure King Rufus doesn't come up your toilet (Very Important)
Step 5: Battle Like a Henry
Prince Henry used the "Charge in like an idiot strategy". Use this, Prince Henry used this for the first time at the Siege at Metz, that was also the battle he died in since he used some dumb battle strategy. It is very good, use it at all costs.
Step 6: Don't make fair trades with other factions
Prince Henry scammed a lot of people when he traded with other factions. One time, the other diplomat offered Henry 4 florins for trade rights. Prince Henry was smart and took advantage of the idiot trading with him, so instead he gave the diplomat trade rights AND 2 towns. The diplomat didn't want the two towns and Prince Henry felt proud of himself that he scammed him. It is such an honor to be scammed by Henry that when the diplomat completed the trade with him, he was so happy. This picture shows a poor fool who was scammed by Prince Henry.
Final Step: You're now Prince Henry
Congrats, you have now completed all required steps to be Prince Henry. You can now invade and siege anyone you want cuz you're Prince Henry. Good luck, and enjoy the Ultimate Prince Henry Experience.

10 comentários
smitty  [autor] 25 jan. 2016 às 13:35 
you in the future
TheBigLebowski 25 jan. 2016 às 1:45 
what is this?
Marcus Junius Rufus 29 set. 2015 às 23:31 
How dare you try to become like Prince Henry by scamming us. You know as well as everyone here that there is no way to come anywhere near to the glory of our lord and savior Prince Henry. I'm disappointed.
Dazzer 13 ago. 2015 às 4:42 
Mainly in WFaS. 69/WFaS
smitty  [autor] 11 jun. 2015 às 14:50 
you're too impressed and you're speechless
Spikem59 16 mai. 2015 às 10:43 
I can't even...
smitty  [autor] 13 fev. 2015 às 20:29 
nono thats a different story
Ace 28 set. 2014 às 19:21 
WHAT ABOUT PRINCE HENRY OF ENGLAND???!!! AND WHAT ABOUT PRINCESS HENRY? -10/10
Krook 14 set. 2014 às 6:12 
10/1 would scam again
Sergeant Mufflebunz©®™ 24 mai. 2014 às 19:28 
11/10 Would Henry again.