1. Get good
2. Pre-fire every corner, no exceptions
3. B-Hopping around your enemy is cooler than killing them
4. Always rush B
5. One flash is never enough
6. One smoke is never enough
7. Never use the SCAR-20 or G3SG1 (Dak Dak) (if you want to stay in the game)
8. Mirage is the best map, indisputable
9. If you think they're hacking, they basically are
10. The smaller the crosshair you have, the better you are
11. No strategy is ever truly bad or useless
12. Walking down mid on Dust 2 is a good play for every round
13. Check your back around every 5 seconds (can never be too safe)
14. If you see someone using a SCAR-20 or G3SG1 (Dak Dak), you should report them and vote kick them (unless it's in Arms-Race)
15. If you're not good at the game, just blast music over your mic and call everyone else bad for losing each round