Russian Life Simulator is a game that offers a pretty satirical and funny take on a bunch of Russian stereotypes... and facts.

It is very straightforward, though it involves spamming the left mouse button for 1 hour straight.

Game difficulty: 1/10.
Achievement 100% difficulty: 1/10.
Time to 100%: 1 hour or so.
Number of playthroughs: 3

You start your life as a poor Russian baby that already has to fend for himself at 0 years old... lol. On a pretty nice maternity hospital.

Right off the bat you can get a few achievements:

- Starting the game will get you a couple of achievements.
- Click on the Sound on/off button on the lower left corner.
- Click on the tractor to prompt the "quit game" choice.
- On the top right corner are three buttons, a red shopping bag with a 6 circled, a Russian T-shirt and a yellow van. Clicking on each will also give you achievements.

You can quick restart your playthrough by clicking on the blue refresh button on the top left corner.

Most of the remaining achievements are either shop-related, by buying things as you progress; or "story" related, by obtaining and completing new scenarios.

The game has 2 resources, Rubles and Vodka. They are both obtained by clicking the Russian guy avatar that is on the middle of the screen. At the beginning, you get 1 vodka and 0.01 ruble per click... Needless to say, you will not get far with this money.



Rubles are used on the yellow van menu choice to change the scenario. To unlock more scenarios, you need to meet the scenario "purpose" shown on the top left of the screen.



Vodka is used to buy stuff on the Russian market - the 6 on a red shopping bag. Buying these things will allow you to obtain more vodka/rubles per click. It goes without saying that you should buy them as soon as you have vodka to spare. On the beginning, you only have one option, but as you buy you will unlock more, and get achievements for each one of them while you do that.

Each time you buy a new item, the older items will still be available to purchase, though their prices will dramatically increase. It is better to unlock all the items first before coming back and starting to buy them again, in sequence. Effects stack, and with no time you will be getting thousands of bottles of vodka and 10+ rubles per click.



Finally, the Russian T-shirt is the avatar shop, where you can buy new avatars and swap them with the ugly default one. Don't do this right away, start buying them a little later when you already have money to spare.



Eventually, you will reach the State Duma scenario. After a few seconds here, you will be prompted to vote in either Ricardo, Putin, or Navalny. Each choice gets you an achievement. Of course, voting on two of them will send you to prison, where you will be stuck and have to restart the playthrough. Before that, however, there are two food stuffs on the table to the right of the avatar, take them for 2 more achievements.



Voting for Putin allows you to continue the game and choose further scenarios. If you did so, you can still get sent to prison if you refuse to help him later on the game:

You do not need to buy every single item or unlock every single scenario, each new item or location will give you an achievement up to a point.

Two achievements are obtained through random events involving either Ricardo or Putin, finishing them off - of course, by spamming mouse clicks - will give you the achievements for each.



Hope the guide was helpful.