Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

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Sunset Station 101
By LazBoy
This is a guide to introduce the new free dlc and the achievements that come with it.
   
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Welcome to Sunset Station

This is going to be a quick guide to introduce the basicz of the dlc. As seen above this is the station itself. Shop in bottom right has new hatz and also containz itemz that could be added to the random selection you'll see in the train. For the purpose of this guide it will be assumed you have not aquired any of these itemz as they are not necessary.
Getting Started
Enter the train to start(If you can't do this give up now)

Each cart will be filled with enemies you already encountered in game. Every few cartz you will also run into the first three game bossez. General strat for all three is to move out of the way of their running attack and then spam shovel against wall. If doing this once doesn't work do it again until boss is dead.
Itemz

After the first four bossez you get to pick between three itemz. Most op and best of all iz the lighter. Always pick the lighter. Dealz stupid damage to bossez and can clear entire floorz sometimez. Don't be stupid, best item.

Fangz are nice for keeping health up. Occasionally rewardz health for defeated enemiez. Not needed but at least one healing item is recomended.

Last top beginner choice is coffee. Providez a speed boozt, is very nice against new bossez.

You will not alwayz get to chooze these itemz, especially if you start purchasing more at the shop. These items are in rotation from the start though and are all nice to have so grab them when you can.
Health
Loze all health and it is over. Enemiez will sometimez drop health, but certain itemz give alternativez if you want more wayz. Fangz shown above start in item rotation and are good enough.




This sucker will heal all your borken heartz if you run into them but don't count on it as they are not alwayz there.
The Conductor


This is going to be the first new boss you will encounter. Will be right after the first three. Is really easy if you know the movez which I will show you now.






Slicez


Starz



Flightz



Strat is simple. Conductor will alwayz follow the same pattern

Slicez 1 time, fight alwayz startz on this step
Starz 3 timez
Slicez 1 more time
Flightz 3 timez, pattern repeatz



For the slice step the conductor will run towards and once close will stop to stab with sword. Simply bait the attack and strafe around to get a hit in of your own.

For starz conductor will will disapear and reappear in cloudz of smoke, throwing a single throwing star each time. Dodge the star and then get a hit in if you are close enough, but don't get carried away.

For flightz conductor will leave the battlefield entirely and then shoot across three timez. Just keep moving up and down and you won't get hit, especially if you grabbed coffee.

For this fight ( and pretty much every single other one) the lighter will make it stupid easy. Flamez continue to damage even after smoke teleportz.

And now???
Keep on going. After conductor fight you will reach this room.
NPC will basically just say that enemiez are stronger now. Some enemiez will have new effect indicated by symbol above head. Four different effectz, one shown just makes enemiez more tanky. Other than poison though effectz really don't do all that much to make it harder. Poison is a little purple bubble though. Don't let those enemiez touch you. Anywayz cartz repeat after this point and you are going to fight the same bossez, same order. If you make it all around some enemiez will have two effectz. This will continue till you die. Enjoy.
Last Boss
??? showz up at random as far as I can tell. Fight is basically just two movez
-??? runs towards you and stabz with sword
-??? trip towardz you



To avoid sword do same strafing movement you used to avoid conductorz sword. For the trip just trip yourself but to the side so you avoid it. Another fight that will be easier if you'll bring a lighter.
GG hat
GG hat

(if you did everything in this guide you'll have all achievementz for train)
5 Comments
DidiM713 6 May, 2023 @ 1:30am 
if you time it right, when the conductor comes at you with the slice move, you can stab him while he does this. if he flames at this time from the lighter, he flames for longer than when you hit him other times.
Little White 16 Feb, 2023 @ 4:09am 
Thanks.The hats trade is too boring.
theflyingpigs10 17 Apr, 2022 @ 6:40pm 
i got the evil turnip first after time beating the conductor
PS idk if thats rare
Namethatworks 8 Dec, 2021 @ 9:48am 
Thank you, for both the guide and making me want to play Gruntz again. If only it were on Steam.
Pickleton+ 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25pm 
There is an overuse of the letter z, but other than that the guide is kinda helpful