Rock of Ages

Rock of Ages

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How 2 break crank 90's in dis gem!!!1!
By Cheems
Got an annoying friend who won't shut up!? Show them who's boss with this quick guide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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Part 0: intro
Hello i am cheems and 2day i have a way 2 fight back against most h u m a n b e i n g s in rock of ages 1!





Onward!
Part 1: the invite
Get that nusiance and challenge them to a roa1 battle!!!!

(If they say no, just "convince" them... You know what i mean!)
Step 2: the setup
You can fiddle around with the settings as much as you want, BUT YOU MUST have it on war and the L'Aquila map. This is what it looks like.
da fing 3: gemplay
Make sure to spam bombs and tier 3 towers but ONLY BEFORE THE BULL PLATFORM, okee?



When it is time 2 roll, jump off the bull platform at a high speed and you go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! And then you go

Into the gate. Repeat until you w i n.
Make sure you don't tell the enemy how the game works because they already know!!!11!!
bye bye!
It took me the longest to make this guide as of 28/8/2021, and read my note before you have a riot in the comments (The note is in the comments!)




Bye, mush, and have a nice 11:53am! (when this was made)
3 Comments
Flowrs 28 Jan, 2023 @ 10:42am 
YOWCH!!!
polymanictaz 12 Feb, 2022 @ 3:06am 
:FireStrike:Nice shortcut but spelling is only funny or important if you are an english teacher and if any1 tells u different likleyhood is they are trying to dilute you life with tedium then BANG your super glued to a chair with your eyes open with only trite endless talk show repeats!:The_Program:
Cheems  [author] 28 Aug, 2021 @ 3:57am 
NOTE: I spell stuff wrong on purpose ONLY for comedy purposes. Also, I am 21% responsible for incidents that may happen after following this guide. (haha funny number:wow_pebble:)