Left 4 Dead 2

Left 4 Dead 2

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They Ate My Brainz* Already
By Utsuho 'Okuu' Reiuji
This Guide is just a fun Guide with the Goal to maybe alert some of the New Players to pay more attention on what's happening in their surroundings and how to proper use the itens in certain situations while trying to be funny awaking the sense of cooperation on them.
   
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Braainnzzz !!!!
Now, Now Before we just at any conclusion here let me step ahead a moment and explain something...

This Guide May or May not be Taken Seriously, viewer discretion is advised

Itens Topic 1 # Pipuketov or Pipe , Puke, Molotov as you prefer

One of the most common mistakes nowadays is the misuse of pipe bombs, bile bombs and molotovs
Now lets make a bit of a situation, You are Playing on Expert with realism on.. maybe and suddenly a bunch of Vampires Appear running and screaming and ... OH you have a bile bomb or a pipe or even a molotov, now you dont have much time to think right? Its completely understandable that you throw whatever you have in hand to protect yourself from zillions of incoming zombies (like 5 of them, slowpoke) But maybe you should consider just for a moment that this item may be very VEEEERY and i mean VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY important in a near future to come, just stop and think for a moment.
Think of others too Like if they are puked and they are a bit far or even in a large open area throw a pipe and you now became:
THE HERO
Forever in their hearts... They love you now you naughty boy always caring for others <3.


Itens Topic 2 # health Itens
Other Common Mistake is Misusing Some of the most important health itens of the game the Pills , DA PILLZ!!! , like you or not
The Pills use a life saver just like medkit and adrenaline and horses i love horses it's fast use (not so fast) can make you endure certain situations and plus can keep you alive (duh) for most of the game as you can find moar pills through out the game.
Medkit is like your second err third.. Fourth breath of life that allows you to take more .... wait what? ... anyway moving on
Never use a medkit if you aren't black and white Unless it's a impossible situation and you may use. Also Keep adrenalines with you, you may need to use it when you need a quick revive of teammates.










Itens Topic 3 # the ammo packs

This is not a misuse just drag them a little while... they have feelings you know?


Itens Topic 4 # Misc itens

Propane Tanks , Gasolines they are all useful dont just destroy them as you see it you heartless cruel human my friend
If possible carry them for a while you may find them also very useful in some situations as sometimes the Silly AI Director don't spawn molotovs or bombs haha silly Director he is a joker

Itens Topic 5 # Environment

Things you cant Carry doesnt necessary make them useless , Chairs , Market carts and Tables If they move use it in your favor
not mannequin they are evil Destroy them.

Itens Topic 6 # Chompski
Chompski is the best buddy ever! never leave him alone on Dark Carnival, NEVER OR HE MAY HAUNT AND KILL YO ENTIRE FAMILY AND FRIENDS MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!... no seriously though dont let him alone like that even and he even give you an achievement , see he is cool. Also he have Gnomish powers over the Witch just sayin'








Itens Topic 7 # The Bots
Now you Ask me , Wait what? the bots arent itens you crazy !?
I answer you yes they are a merely tool in your hand They Care for you they go after you even in the direst situations
So dont just use them at your favor but also keep them around care for them too. I doubt it that any player ok maybe some and friends also will risk their precious health packs, Pills , even its life to protect and save you at all costs , They are Lifeless
They have no heart but they still do their best to save you, The bots are your friends Unlikely i said before they arent Itens Or Tools They are your Friends Except the infected bots if you playing against it they will kill you They give their life for yours in game , doesn't that mean something? Hug your bot today Let it know how much you appreciate them. Thank you


The End.
9 Comments
Major 13 May, 2014 @ 9:18am 
No problem.

Shephard Out.
Utsuho 'Okuu' Reiuji  [author] 13 May, 2014 @ 9:07am 
Thank you, It was a test just for fun. glad you liked it @Lieutenant
Major 13 May, 2014 @ 9:01am 
No comments.... (sad violin starts) but pretty fun guide bro!
Mofoni 11 May, 2014 @ 10:47am 
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Holy sh*t Incoming
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