Ah, what am I saying? Of course you don't.

First, literally make any guide. Daedric Lord Gaben will gift those who contribute to his Oblivion Realm of Steam with points and septims.

Second, write some stuff to make it seem legit. Just make sure to include some things relevant to the game to truly appease Lord Gaben.

Something something something Skyrim VR. Something something something SKSEVR and Nexus Mods.


Finally, ask Heimskr to tell those who read your guide to like, favorite, and give points.

At last, you have entered the Clout District, where you can rest for your life with Nazeem, surrounded by Lusty Argonians.

And There it is friends! The ugly truth. Please, I breathe now, to ask of you, nay, BEG of you, to like, and favorite this guide, as like many who worship the mighty Talos, near none truly show appreciation. Give your offerings and thanks in the form of Steam Points!