tf2 alienswarm hat be like

A L I E N S W A R M

That was me when I first got it. I was like: GET OFF ME YOU LOUSY HAT! Then i died, but then i learned: KEEP AWAY FROM THE HATS THEIR IMPOSTERS so when i saw a Parasite near me, then BOOM, i'm out of the lousy area where parasite is. It is truly HORRIFYING. soooo... don't go near them, ok?
i'm trying to protect u from the parasites, dont get mad at me for staying away from doors and not buying hats

If you are very low on health and the medics are speedrunning far ahead and a headcrap infects you, its actualy the best action to do since you will spawn 5 headcraps upon death. And infects 5 other nearby players/marines.
Same is also true if medics are nearby but low on medic supplies since the choice is using up the remaining medic supplies to rescue one marine/player or save the medic supplies for upcoming defence stands.

猫：wtm

so glad i played bonus level 1 and found out about the parasite alone so now i know medic is king

Yeah! And runaway from medic!)

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lol cats smarter than people

That's priceless