Fallout: New Vegas

Fallout: New Vegas

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JUST ANOTHER USELESS GUIDE -PART 1-
By kumi
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THIS STELLAR GUIDE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FALLOUT:NEW VEGAS OR ANYTHING ABOUT IT (though i may think of something else) AFTER 7 WEEKS OF DEVELOPMENT I HOPE YOU HAD FUN
   
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section 1:NEW SECTION
hello this is new section hi i am thinking all the way through ok look im gonna talk about the story in the next section ok thanks ok bye im thinking about cheese by the way you know that feeling that you think that there's nothing behind you when in reality it's your sleep paralysis demon and you think back about your life choices and wake up phew its just a dream wow ok look im confessing im typing these in a rush and i havent type these out in like 7 weeks or something so yeeeeah thats a lie out of the way lets move on to the next section
actual section 1: STORY
ok you are fedex man delivering chip pack to place where a house is a live and you get tied by checke man and drog addicts and the checke man say the game was rig from start and shoot you in the head twice and then you get bury but get digged up by victo robot and you wake up in docto house and you say to docto what the ♥♥♥♥ am i doing here and docto said calm down go to this amusement park attraction thing and decide what you are and when you done then you and the docto go to a new room and you can pick up a brahmin skull but anyway you go to the couch and sit down and docto say what this image is and one time a two bear high fiving come up and you say two bear high fiving now this is very important remember this detail and so after all this the docto say here have pick boy and pick glove and some armor 21 vault suit and get out of here get out of my house and you get out of his horse and you are in badspring it is good place but bad and you see victo robot and you talk to him and some lore etc etc and then you head out because you do not care for the place and stuff and you go and find checke man but along way you go to prim because a town sherif know where checke man is and you go find shreif and you find out where checke man go and you go to fancy dinosaur town (i forgot name sorry) and you talk to big sniper boy and you convince him to know where checke man is and you go and to some place and a drog addict is somewhere in bould town and you talk to him and the checke man is named barney dinoisaur boy or ben ten for short and you go find this ben ten in this big self ♥♥♥♥ device in the middle of nowhere and it is cool and has last veg a vibes and you go to the strip and you find victo robot waiting for you and say oh house man going to have to meet you come quick urgent now and you go to luck 39 and you meet with house man and he said give chip by kill ben ten and he dont care how you deel with him and you go out and you find caesar salad spy talking to you about talk salad man you have sin you have mark he forgive and he runs out of there and you go to the place of ben ten (forgot sorry) and you kill him and you find the chip and the suit and a key to somewhere and you go out of the place and a n cc the r finds you and say go to station place and talk to important man and you have to choose but first you go back in the place and you go to his suite and you find no man and he say yes i can help you but first you have to through the tedious step of dealing with tribes and you have big make choice so i will make next few section about these deicisons
section 2 go with SALAD MAN
ok so you choose salad man you go to this place and you go to boat and you row and the guard of salad say ♥♥♥♥ you im getting your weapons and you give him weapon and maybe save holdout and you go to salad man tent and he said oh hey hello fedex man you shot two head twice and you alive and you go skin deep mojave wastlenad and you get the man that is very phlipsohpycal and stuff but you say you noble king waht you wnat me to do and salad man say wow very kind of you to call me king and he explain some things and say that you have to get these bunkers explode and you do and salad man very glad and happy and say wow you did it and then say you have to kill big house man and you do by a very hard and step and you after that he say you have to get big missle man to get on our side and stuff now this is really busy and stuff you have to get alllllllll the way to somewhere and you have to go alllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way through the bombs and you have to dodge them tactically and you can use buidlgins to advantage and stuff and after that you talk to boom man and you make good relationshyip and then salad man say hey you need to get these black glove societ and get them on our side and you can say nah i dont feel like it and salad man say ok and next salad man say we need these steel man to and then suddenly he had space and out and he said he fine and stuff and contiune saying that steel man need to implode and you do so by various ways and then after that salad man say hey man i need help my brain is having funky issues and you can either get automat window xp machine or use skillz and after that you need to kill the important man of bear head and you get that and stuff after that you finish render unto salad man and you go to veni vindi vin diseal and you go to the gate lanius or salad man best friend and the best friend say we need to stop dam and stuff and after that you kill jamie oliver lee and after that best friend say ok bye im out
section 3 go with bear head
so you chose bear head and you go to the station and talk to denis cracker and denis cracker say hey get boom man on our side and you can convince boom man on side and after you get boom man on side and after that denis cracker say hey you need to stop this king guy and you can do that by varous ways and after that you head to hoove damn and you talk to kernal more and she say hey man these tribes you need deal with them and after that you go and talk with ranger grand and he said hey dude can you protect prezdent for us and thanks boy and after you save the presidemnt and after that the bear head say hey protect this damn and aftert hat you finihs bear head ques
the end for now
ok look im tired and i think i will conitune in next gude
8 Comments
kumi  [author] 14 May @ 7:46am 
jesus christ what was i on
kumi  [author] 15 Apr, 2022 @ 2:41am 
there will never be a sequel
kumi  [author] 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm 
i will write a sequel soon
Grason 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm 
never
kumi  [author] 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm 
i am sorry please forgive me
bladeephex twinn 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm 
Downvote
kumi  [author] 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm 
there is no next guide i forgot what i was doing
Grason 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm 
amazing, shakespeare would be jealous of this level of writing skill