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how to be a sigma male
By zisz and 2 collaborators
hey gamer guys and gals (no women allowed pls) this is the sigma male grindset of how to become a sigma male on vrchat.
   
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step 1 have a male avatar
having a male avatar is Crucial to this guide. make sure that it is a emo looking avatar as well for full effect.
step 2 be a repetitive chainsmoker
being a chainsmoker will help you become the sigma male that you want to be as it will give you a deep voice and attract all the women that will love you.
step 3 buy all the most expensive hardware for vr
haveing the most expensive vr accessories such as, valve index, full body tracking, etc. will help you with your sigma male grind set these steps will come in handy later.
step 4 find a mirror
mirrors are obviously the best part of vrchat, the game was meant for them of course! mirrors are where all of the ladies and women reside and you will be sure to own them all once this guide is complete. be sure to sit in front of a mirror for 5 hours at a time until your avatar has been burned into your headset.
step 5 be a alcoholic (optional)
sitting in front of a mirror can be tiring after 10-20 minutes. be sure to have some of the finest alcohol whenever possible.
step 6 be obese (recommended)
being obese can help you stay single, it will help you with getting more than one woman per night.
step 7 have a divorced mother
having a divorced mother is good for the sigma male grind set as it will have less competition. also you can focus more on your grind set of becoming a sigma male
step 8 talk to all the women
having multiple women by your side will help you with your grind set of being a sigmal male. also women love men with deep voice and will love you.
you are now sigma male
after all that hard work you have become a sigma male. you are now a disappointment to your family and i hope it is worth it because you are now the sigma male. and no one that loved you before will ever again.
7 Comments
Laska  [author] 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm 
it work :)
BIGD 14 Aug, 2021 @ 10:07pm 
ah yes very helpful
john bojangles 10 Aug, 2021 @ 8:10pm 
sigma male status: accomplished
Kirraii 9 Aug, 2021 @ 6:46am 
i destroyed my voice making it a deep rasp 8 months ago and i just get insulted rather than getting girls, sure theres some who really like it but overall thats a false hope lmao
SkullFker 9 Aug, 2021 @ 5:19am 
Thought I made a good friend in VR chat when I first tried it. Got invited to his discord and saw him post feral furry porn, groom a teenager, drink with several people in voice chat while this other teenager sits there talking about how he needs to go to he hospital because he's coughing up blood because he's been drinking heavy since he was 12, and posted a meme featuring and actual stoning, so posted actual snuff. On top of that I could tell he was treating his timid boyfriend like trash and had another boy living with them that he was fucking all day while the timid one worked and they stayed home and ate up his money. Why do people suck so much?
Mr_Mutant 9 Aug, 2021 @ 2:49am 
love it, man speeks the true true
Metamaniac 8 Aug, 2021 @ 8:54pm 
among us