Before we can start on becoming a good spy main,
every spy must first work on his profile. If you wanna
be a good spy main you must follow all these steps.

1) Go to google and search for an anime profile picture/pfp , make sure
it is an anime girl pfp. Put that as your steam pfp.

2) Change your name to random Japanese or Chinese letters.
Here are some examples: 愚か者, スベタ, 生姜.
The reason for this is, you can show that you are even more obsessed with
Japanese and anime. Which will make you even a better spy main.

3) Make sure you have an epic anime themed profile
as it will help you become a true spy main.

Bonus: If you wanna be as good as StaryKrow, draw furry hentai
as a side hobby. As obviously being spy is your fulltime job.

Obviously as a spy main, you wanna
have the best and most expensive cosmetics
that the spy class can offer. Make sure you
dont spend all of your fathers money on cosmetics
since you will need them beautiful australium weapons
later on. Search on google for expensive spy cosmetic loadouts.
Heres one of the videos i found. This will cost thousands of keys.

As a spy, your weapons are extremely important.
I am gonna recommend some weapon loadouts that are absolutely the best ones
in the game. Make sure you have every weapon strange as that will help your ego.

The Sweat Loadout:
Ambassador
Connivers's Kunai
Deadringer
Sapper (bonus points for using ap-sap)

This loadout used to be overpowered, still good.

The Overpowered Loadout: (recommended)
Enforcer
Eternal Reward
Deadringer
Red-Tape Recorder

Currently this is the most overpowered spy loadout in the game.
Make sure you absolutely use it until the next update, if that ever arrives.
Since these will be 100% nerfed.

Stock Spy:
Revolver
Australium Knife
Quackenbirdt
Sapper

This loadout is only good if you have the australium knife, otherwise
do not use it ever.

As a spy main, you must always think that you are the best. No not think,
you know you are the best. If u are not feeling like you are the best
these will help you boost your ego and become the best spy main.

1) Make sure you always trickstab and if you fail blame it on lag,
as you are never wrong and you never fail trickstabs.

2) If a Pyro chases you and kills you, then spam "W+M1 Noskill" as
the pyro has no skill and was just lucky that he killed you.

Know you are the best and no one can beat you unless they are cheating.

As a spy, there are always targets that are more important than
others, for example killing an enemy heavy is always more important than a medic.
This is the list of prioritization: 1 as the most important and 9 as the least important.
1) Pyro
2) Scout
3) Spy
4) Demoman
5) Soldier
6) Heavy
7) Sniper
8) Engineer
9) Medic

The reason that medic is the least important as they contribute nothing to the team
and can be ignored since killing them will reveal your location to the enemy team.
Pyros are the most important since they contribute a lot to the team and hold
the team together, they are important flankers and have high dps. Always prioritize pyros
since spy hardcounters them and killing pyros over any other helps your team a lot.

Goodbye, i hope this guide will help you become the best spy main. I have many other guides coming to help you be the best and most egoistic person ever. Know you are the best, not just think.