1:double left click the picture of it on your desktop
-this can be a challenge if you don't have arms but i believe in you :)

2:wait for the game to load
-this make take up to 30 seconds but be patient

3:Stare at the thing saying the servers are overloaded for about 17 years
-go get a cup of coffee or in my case raise a happy family with 2 wonderful children



4:Click play just to be error coded
-repeat step 3

5:IF GAME DOES LOAD dispose of family beforehand, this will prevent you from losing money you could be spending on splitgate