Are you bored of wandering the Mojave without someone to truly love you and look past all your wacky 'n' wild misdeeds?

Does Cass talking about Long D1ck Johnson or Boone's thousand yard stare not do it for you?

Then you've come to the right place friend! now I hate to break it to you but no one is going to love you the way you want in the wasteland as all the waifus died when the bombs fell. But don't despair! I have the next best thing and his name is Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer or Fisto for short.

Doesn't he look lovely? Now if you're wondering how to snag this metal hunk for your own its quite simple and it involves completing the Wang Dang Atomic Tango quest. To get started simply head over to the Atomic tango in Freeside and talk to James Garret, one of the owners. After asking if he has any work available he'll inform you of several suitable escorts he's in need of for certain clients, the one we'll focus on for this guide is Fisto.

After accepting the quest, head outside and turn right, pass through the ruined building and go through the door, turn left here and follow the path around under the broken highway until you come to the Cerulean Robotics building. As you head inside you will notice a number of large rats living inside, they likely are after Fisto as well so make sure to dispose of them before they can get their dirty little hands on him.

After clearing out the vermin, make your way into the room to the right of the entrance and in the southern corner you should find a key on the floor, pick this up and head over to the northern corner of the building to unlock a tool cabinet with a terminal access card inside. Use this access card to unlock the terminal next to Fisto's pod and if you have at least 60 science you can perform the neccessary programming yourself.

If you fall short of this intellectual requirement head over to Mick and Ralph's to inquire about a holotape from Ralph, I'll leave the details of bartering to your discretion. After the holotape has been acquired head back to Fisto and upload the programming with the holotape. After this is done Fisto will activate and offer to give you a "demonstration" of his services. If you decide to accept, Fisto will excavate your southern crevices with his drills of love for about an hour. Waking up feeling numb but refreshed from having your rear entrance jack-hammered you will next inform Fisto of his new owner James Garret and he will proceed to the Atomic Tango.

Now while it is a shame that Fisto is unable to become your personal sexbot and fighting companion, his services will remain available to you whenever you return to the Atomic Tango. Finished! You may now feel the loving embrace of this metal chad anytime you desire, no longer will you feel alone in this post-apocalyptic hellhole. Enjoy!

p.s if you have the Wild Wasteland trait, upon exiting the Cerulean Robotics building you will be jumped by three Grannies with rolling pins, do with this information what you will.

This section will detail the various ways one can spice up their relationship with the
hunkiest piece of metal this side of the Potomac.

If you've ever thought that Fisto needed to get rid of that yee yee ass haircut so he could
finally get some fiends on his drills, look no further than the Sexy Female Fisto mod by
AmaccurzerO on the Nexus.
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/88370?tab=description


(Section to be updated if/when more mods for Fisto are made)