If you are new to steam and you wanna figure out how to get better at cool games... well, this is the guide for you. This guide will show you what to be aware of, how to play, and more in one ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass guide to Team Fortress 2. With the help of this guide, You will be a pro in NO TIME at all and $0 a month! What a steal! So what are you waiting for, download TF2 and get on your way.

-Glitch

Now to start off with this guide, I have to tell you something... The bots in TF2... Are scary. They usually always pick the sniper class, They always spam chat saying things like "Bot_Stuff_Blah_Blah_Blah.exe" Or some crap like that. so in this section, I am going to teach you how to avoid them, and how to use them to your advantage (all while not using them at all).

Where they come from : So here is the basics on where to expect the bots to come from. Now, they ONLY join public servers. The only reason why is because, when someone tries to ban them, they can leave the server before anyone can vote them off, so a few hours later, they can join back onto the same server they left from, and continue their cheating.

How to avoid them : Here are the basics on how to avoid them. They DON'T join community servers, unless they are specifically targeting them. So it will be EXTREMELY rare if they join a community server. So if you want the bot free experience, go ahead and join one.

How to use them to your advantage : If you wanna stay in the server that a bot is in, Well, You better hope that that bot is on your team. If it is, well you are in luck, because now you can use it to your advantage. If you are in "capture the flag" gamemode, If you see the bot, stay behind it at all times, The bot (If it is sniper) Will take down anybody hunting for you. But, the fun ends when the bot gets banned, so you have to go back to playing normal until another bot joins.

The classes are separated into different units


Offense: Scout, Soldier, Pyro.


Defense: Demoman, Heavy, Engineer.


Support: Medic, Sniper, Spy.


You can choose these different classes depending on which Gamemode you are playing on, So for example, if you are playing on "Payload" or "Payload race" The OP classes for this gamemode would be Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Heavy, and Medic. Now if you are playing "Capture the flag" gamemode, The OP classes for this one would be Demoman, Scout, And Pyro. If it is "King of the hill" Gamemode, You would play as Sniper, Spy, Heavy, Engineer, or Demoman and so on.

Now, DON'T expect the game play to be good, with bots, stupid players, and furries ALWAYS playing TF2, You can't expect it all. So here is what to expect from Tf2.

1. There are some bugs still left for the admins to fix

2. Bots can still join public servers, even when the June 22, 2021 patch came out, but not as frequently as usual.

3. Aiming as "Scout" is a little bit hard if you are a first time player.

4. "Heavy" is slow but powerful, it's like half and half.

5. If you bump into another player as "Spy" will make you slightly invisible to other players, so be careful.

6. Just remember that you can still attack as "Medic" with the "Syringe gun".

Now the "Lore" of Team Fortress 2 is VERY interesting if you wanna know the backstory behind the characters of TF2. I wont write it all down here, so this will link will take you to the Official Team fortress 2 Wiki so you can read their stories.

Scout: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Scout


Soldier: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Soldier


Pyro: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Pyro


Demoman: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Demoman


Heavy: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Heavy


Engineer: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Engineer


Medic: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Medic


Sniper: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper


Spy: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Spy

Now, I don't really have ALL of the Achievements, but I just want to show you what to do and how to get them.

Master of Disguise
Trick an opposing Medic into healing you.

Lightning Offense
Win Well in 5 minutes or less.

Next of Kindling
Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.


Iron Kurtain
Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.


Rasputin
In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage.


Five Second Plan
Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter.


Race for the Pennant
Run 25 kilometers.


Spies Like Us
While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy.


Constructus Interruptus
Kill an Engineer who is working on a sentry gun.


You Only Shiv Thrice
Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds.


Slash and Burn
Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before they respawn.


Riftwalker
Kill an enemy within 5 seconds of you traveling through an Engineer's teleporter.


Steel Fragnolias
Complete all waves successfully in a mission.


Wage Against the Machine
Earn a credit bonus at the end of a wave.


Balls-E
Destroy the tank during the final seconds of the bomb being deployed.


.executioner
In a single wave, kill 15 bomb-carrying robots in a row before they level up.


Ctrl + Assault + Delete
Destroy a sentry buster before it reaches its target.


Head of the Class
Play a complete round with every class.



World Traveler
Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP).



Team Doctor
Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic.
415 / 25,000




Flamethrower
Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds.



Sentry Gunner
Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single sentry.



Nemesis
Get five revenge kills.



Hard to Kill
Get five kills in a row without dying.



With Friends Like these...
Play in a game with 7 or more players from your Friends list.



Dynasty
Win 20 games.



Hardcore
Accumulate 1000 total kills.



Grey Matter
Get 25 headshots as a Sniper.
0 / 25




First Do No Harm
Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players.



Quadruple Bypass
Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once.



Group Health
Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges.



Surgical Prep
Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends.



Trauma Queen
Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time.



Double Blind Trial
Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.



Play Doctor
In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health.



Triage
Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive.



Preventive Medicine
Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate.



Consultation
Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life.



Does It Hurt When I Do This?
Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun.



Peer Review
Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw.



Big Pharma
Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die.



You'll Feel a Little Prick
Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout.



Autoclave
Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro.



Blunt Trauma
Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy.



Medical Breakthrough
Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman.



Midwife Crisis
Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.



Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
Assist in killing 3 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life.



Grand Rounds
Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'.



Powerhouse Offense
Win 2Fort with a shutout.



Relentless Offense
Win Hydro without giving up a capture.



Impenetrable Defense
Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture.



Impossible Defense
Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture.



Infernal Medicine
Extinguish 100 burning teammates.



Doctor Assisted Homicide
Assist in killing 20 nemeses.



Placebo Effect
Kill 2 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed.



Sawbones
Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing.



Intern
Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.



Specialist
Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life.



Chief of Staff
Accumulate 1 million total heal points.
415 / 1,000,000




Hypocritical Oath
Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing.



Medical Intervention
Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.



Second Opinion
ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once.



Autopsy Report
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll.



FYI I am A Medic
Use your bonesaw to kill a spy who has been calling for 'Medic!'.



Family Practice
ÜberCharge 5 of your Steam Community Friends.



House Call
Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him.



Bedside Manner
Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own.



Blast Assist
Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier.



Medic Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack.



Medic Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack.



Medic Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack.



Combined Fire
Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited.



Weenie Roast
Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time.



Baptism by Fire
Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water.
0 / 10




Fire and Forget
Kill 15 players while you're dead.
0 / 15




Firewall
Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building.
0 / 5




Cooking the Books
Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence.
0 / 5




Spontaneous Combustion
Ignite 10 cloaked Spies.
0 / 10




Trailblazer
Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter.
0 / 10




Camp Fire
Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.



Lumberjack
Kill 3 people with your axe in one life.



Clearcutter
Kill 6 people with your axe in one life.



I Fry
Ignite 10 disguised Spies.
0 / 10




Firewatch
Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in.
0 / 10




Burn Ward
Ignite 3 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.
1 / 3




Makin' Bacon
Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower.
0 / 50




Plan B
Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater.
0 / 10




Pyrotechnics
Kill 3 enemies in a single ÜberCharge.



Arsonist
Destroy 50 Engineer buildings.
1 / 50




Controlled Burn
Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points.
1 / 50




Firefighter
Kill 500 enemies.
2 / 500




Pyromancer
Do 1 million points of total fire damage.
0 / 1,000,000




OMGWTFBBQ
Kill an enemy with a taunt.



Got A Light?
Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette.



BarbeQueQ
Cause a dominated player to leave the server.



Dance Dance Immolation
Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting.
0 / 3




Pilot Light
Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair.



Freezer Burn
Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts.



Hot on Your Heels
Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind.
1 / 50




Second Degree Burn
Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.



Hotshot
Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket.



Fire Chief
Kill 1000 enemies.
2 / 1,000




Attention Getter
Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun.
0 / 100




Hot Potato
Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast.



Dead Heat
Kill an enemy in the same

Foundry Milestone
Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Foundry pack.



Mission Control
Pick up the Australium from its home position and capture it without dropping it.



Flight Crew
Play in a game with 5 or more players from your Friends list.



The Fight Stuff
Win 138 Rounds.
0 / 138




Plan Nine to Outer Space
Launch the rocket as all 9 classes.

Here is what I found on Hidden easter eggs and secrets on TF2.

kacpi26
Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPT2h5Q15w0
Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QktOCkprJeE&t=0s

Fandom Games: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNuNmrFqqQ

To bring this Guide to a conclusion, I have added one last thing for you to figure out on your own.

Who said this: ... Let's go practice medicine

A. Medic
B. Pyro
C. Heavy
D: Scout

Leave your answer in the comments.

I hope you enjoyed my version of The TF2 Guide, Put it to good use


-Glitch