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How to play rust (Like a boss)
By 我是起司
Today I will teach you all how to play rust like a boss.

Step one: Get a picture of an instagram model and make it your profile picture. (Like seen as the picture for this guide.)

Step two: Go to any site like https://steamtimeidler.com/ and buy a membership to log hours onto rust even when you dont play it so you can flex your 10000 hours on new plebs that only have like 7000 hours.

Step three: Make your name something really edgy (Bonus points if its in a special font) and add #BEAMED #CONTROLLING etc to the name. Eg. 𝓓𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 #BEAMED #ONTOP

Step four: Cut all ties with people you know irl and quit your job. Play in a group of 15-20 people and all use scripts. Constantly spam chat with #ONTOP #CONTROLLING and this server is so dead zzz and other provoking messages.

Step five: Get banned for scripting three days into wipe and switch servers to roofcamp on.

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19 Comments
Shorty 14 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10pm 
based
Linous 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10pm 
yes
Joey. 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:53am 
@Zelt stfu
95 Subaru Impreza 5 Jun, 2021 @ 9:26am 
people are so fucking weird
booty tickler 3 Jun, 2021 @ 12:45pm 
thx needed this :D
LiMin 30 May, 2021 @ 4:32am 
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cat nap 28 May, 2021 @ 12:24pm 
script link attached.
Darkk ? 27 May, 2021 @ 3:11pm 
really good, now i can spray ak from 500m
Poo 27 May, 2021 @ 2:21pm 
BRUH WHY IS THIS FACTS
wired 26 May, 2021 @ 7:32pm 
why is this true