The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing.. what a beautiful day for cooming! Good morning, Alex Lynx! I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist once again!


I-Is t-that a..a female girl..?.. aUGH.. I..I must sniff.. SNNNNFF nnGH.. aAH.. OOH.. O..OH GOD.. aGH.. UUG..AUUG.. OH ♥♥♥♥.. AAUNnNGH.. NNGH.. WAOUUGHH.. TABLE SLAMMING .. AUUGHH.. I'M ...C-COOMING! COOOM I'M-- COO I'M COOMING! COO I'M COOMING.. COO I'M.. COO .. COOMING.. COOMING I'M COOMING! COOO AAAAAAUGHH! OH ♥♥♥♥! AUUGH.. COOMING! AUUGH! AAAAUGGH!! COOMEE-- NO! NOO--AAOOH! OH ♥♥♥♥, IT'S EVERYWHERE.. COO AAUUUGHH!! OO.. OOOH! COUGHING OH MY ♥♥♥♥.. oOH.. oh ♥♥♥♥ .. oh jesus.. oh sh.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. oh fu.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. ooh.. ooh... there you are.. my slippery white gift to the world.. my son.. my son.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. oh.. well.. time to get some breakfast.. actually, a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

UWU senpai I love you UWU please love me and give me the huggy wuggys UWU. Whats that senpai you want to touch my oppai... aaaawawawaa b-b-baka you HENTAI! *SLAP* Oh my gosh senpai komeh. Here senpai I got a better idea. UWU SHENPAI YOUR LOLLIPOP LOOKS SO YUMMY *SLURP* ARA ARA time for some flattening let me go grab my hammer I need to share some of it to you. UWU you what cheated on me? where is my gun you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥? im gonna milk the ♥♥♥♥ out of you until you shoot all that gum from your lollipop on me... I have no clue what i just typed im drunk

In this world there are too many men and women who are part of the norm. We a very few, a legion, a ghost battalion must fufill our duty as a coomer. We must try and convert those of the enemy race called, females. How do we do it? We becomes DISCORD MODS. You see we are the most educated upon everyone in this world!. When a female or a furry joins and flirts with another person WE BAN THEM. But if they try and flirt with us keep them. Listen to their tinder text messages and COOM to that. Again we are the kings who wear the crowns of this world. Now Im gonna go shoot myself because I was bored and typed something random.