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Guide to being a Coomer
By Beebozh1
Plain and simple:
1)See a girl and practically freak out.
2) Don't get your balls bit...
3) Ignore the last
4) COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
   
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Category: Achievements, Classes, Gameplay Basics, Secrets, Story or Lore, Weapons
Languages: English
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30 Apr, 2021 @ 4:29pm
4 Oct, 2022 @ 6:16pm
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I have no idea why I did this 
UWU 
Why is it important to being a coomer? 
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I have no idea why I did this
The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing.. what a beautiful day for cooming! Good morning, Alex Lynx! I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine gun jack hammer my death grip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist once again!


I-Is t-that a..a female girl..?.. aUGH.. I..I must sniff.. SNNNNFF nnGH.. aAH.. OOH.. O..OH GOD.. aGH.. UUG..AUUG.. OH ♥♥♥♥.. AAUNnNGH.. NNGH.. WAOUUGHH.. TABLE SLAMMING .. AUUGHH.. I'M ...C-COOMING! COOOM I'M-- COO I'M COOMING! COO I'M COOMING.. COO I'M.. COO .. COOMING.. COOMING I'M COOMING! COOO AAAAAAUGHH! OH ♥♥♥♥! AUUGH.. COOMING! AUUGH! AAAAUGGH!! COOMEE-- NO! NOO--AAOOH! OH ♥♥♥♥, IT'S EVERYWHERE.. COO AAUUUGHH!! OO.. OOOH! COUGHING OH MY ♥♥♥♥.. oOH.. oh ♥♥♥♥ .. oh jesus.. oh sh.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. oh fu.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. ooh.. ooh... there you are.. my slippery white gift to the world.. my son.. my son.. oh ♥♥♥♥.. oh.. well.. time to get some breakfast.. actually, a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

UWU
UWU senpai I love you UWU please love me and give me the huggy wuggys UWU. Whats that senpai you want to touch my oppai... aaaawawawaa b-b-baka you HENTAI! *SLAP* Oh my gosh senpai komeh. Here senpai I got a better idea. UWU SHENPAI YOUR LOLLIPOP LOOKS SO YUMMY *SLURP* ARA ARA time for some flattening let me go grab my hammer I need to share some of it to you. UWU you what cheated on me? where is my gun you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥? im gonna milk the ♥♥♥♥ out of you until you shoot all that gum from your lollipop on me... I have no clue what i just typed im drunk
Why is it important to being a coomer?
In this world there are too many men and women who are part of the norm. We a very few, a legion, a ghost battalion must fufill our duty as a coomer. We must try and convert those of the enemy race called, females. How do we do it? We becomes DISCORD MODS. You see we are the most educated upon everyone in this world!. When a female or a furry joins and flirts with another person WE BAN THEM. But if they try and flirt with us keep them. Listen to their tinder text messages and COOM to that. Again we are the kings who wear the crowns of this world. Now Im gonna go shoot myself because I was bored and typed something random.


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Winter 30 Apr, 2021 @ 7:24pm 
Infinite cum.

You sit on the chair to cum, but the cum never stops coming out of your pp. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your pp closed but that makes your pp hurt.

The cum accelerates.

You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your pp fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell.

The cum accelerates.

You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step.

The cum accelerates.

The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window.

The cum accelerates.

A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself.

The cum accelerates.

A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile.

The cum accelerates.
♠Kyross♠ 30 Apr, 2021 @ 5:25pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~