Do not fret small gamers. Everyone knows giving your hard-earned moneys to the one and only Gaben is the source of all power in TF2. All you have to do is buy a MINIMUM of 1 key...

OR for advanced gamers only spend $3,000 on the Golden Frying Pan in order to assert dominance in the server.

Stop looking and jerking at the F****** title screen scrub. LAUNCH A MATCH!!!

What's that champ? Your epic cosmetics are not granting victories? Well its time to use the well respected combination of...

The Pyro
















The Phlogistinator

















The Scorch Shot
















The Powerjack

Now with all 4 powers combined you will become the most respected player in the server! Now lets use the acronym of S.K.I.L.L. to help you learn the ways of victory!

S: Press W and Mouse 1
K: Don't stop pressing W+M1
I: Taunt for well deserved crits when your "MMMMM" bar is red
L: Scorch shot the Snipers
L: Scorch shot EVERYONE

Nice job idiot now the whole server is running phlog pyro because of your immense skill.

Fairly straight forward gamer. Just focus the top scoring player on the opposite team until they rage quit from your immense skill levels!

Well champ you are almost there, but it is time to become the ultimate melee champion. I know what you're thinking, "Oh boy I can't wait to play Demoknight!" WRONG Demoknight is for the weak baby men! You want to be man man! Here's how you can achieve this.

The Heavy

The Buffalo Steak Sandvitch











The Fists of Steel









With your new found strength get out there and destroy those baby men!

Congratulations sport, you have really truly become the most epic gamer around! Now no one will be able to stop you in this old ass game!

Uninstall and go outside cause you'll never beat the chad bots!