Don't launch the game
Instead open up the steam community and check out the guides section.
Get clickbaited by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide like this one.
Laugh.
Congratz!

Im kidding of course, now I will type the real guide:
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HP OVER 0

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