1) Buy Sakura beach as a joke one day because Jschlatt likes it

2) Click

3) Read

4) Unironically like the story and the complex characters such as Ayumi and Momoko

5) Fap if you want (I didn't)

6) Finish game

7) Spend thousands of hours playing this 3 hours and 6 minutes long game

8) Never stop playing

You are loser, trash, virgin, disgusting weeb boy, basement goblin and useless human being (not me though because I'm different). You will never accomplish anything in life because all you do is play games and waste your time. All your friends and family will leave you, you're nothing to them, you're nothing to anyone. While you sit and do nothing all day your crush is getting railed by some hot stud, no one loves you and no one ever will. You chose this life.

Go buy sakura beach two.