In order to achieve ultimate victory you must first choose scout and enter capture the flag.

After doing this difficult task you must the take off your headphones/earbuds and get out of your chair.

Walk to your back door and enter your yard.

Go around the perimeter of your fence until you are at the side of your house.

Climb your fence (DO NOT OPEN IT).

Once on the other side go and run a mile. it doesn't matter where to just run it.

After you have ran your mile enter back through your front door (NOT THE BACK).

Go sit back in your chair and put on your headphones.

You will see you have either achieved one of 2 things.

1. You have been kicked out of TF2 (for various reasons)

2. You have won!

Congrats you have won if you are seeing this section.

If you see this section and haven't won then retry the previous section until you either win or get a life.