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How to be cool like Raiden from Metal Gear

By Volenture

How to be just like Raiden in these short easy steps!

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Category: Characters

Languages: English

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19 Feb, 2021 @ 6:14pm

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Guide Index

Overview

Step One - Be Birthed

Step Two - Do VR video games for a bit

Step Three - Kill an old dude

Step Four - Fall in love with a spy and have a family

Step Five - Rescue a gender-bent Albert Einstein from some bad guys

Step Six - Kill a bootleg Dracula

Step Seven - Join a private military company to raise money for your family like any other reasonable man would do

Step Eight - Get owned by a guy with a cooler sword than yours

Step Nine - Adopt a robot dog and cosplay as a Mexican

Step Ten - Question your motivation and fight a meme man

Step Eleven - Climb a building to fight a bald guy with scissors and rescue some child brains

Step Twelve - Steal the motorcycle from the guy who almost killed you to a launch site

Step Thirteen - Have a showdown with the red sword guy

Step Fourteen - Go on a very fast airplane built by that one girl you rescued in step five to go fight a big ant robot

Step Fifteen - Kill a buff senator that could've gone pro if he didn't join the Navy

Step Sixteen (optional) - Go back in time and kill some body snatchers

Comments

Step One - Be Birthed

Every child solider has a start

Step Two - Do VR video games for a bit

Relive some memories of an old guy or something to get better at murder.
Bonus points if you get some cool edgy nicknames like White Devil or Jack the Ripper

Step Three - Kill an old dude

Cuz he's evil and he did some bad stuff

Step Four - Fall in love with a spy and have a family

Because after killing so many people, who doesn't want to sit back and retire?

Step Five - Rescue a gender-bent Albert Einstein from some bad guys

She's important for later

Step Six - Kill a bootleg Dracula

He was doing bad stuff so I mean he had to pay

Step Seven - Join a private military company to raise money for your family like any other reasonable man would do

Gotta make a living somehow

Step Eight - Get owned by a guy with a cooler sword than yours

You gotta hand it to him he sure does has a nice knife

Step Nine - Adopt a robot dog and cosplay as a Mexican

"I assure you Kevin, wearing a mariachi costume is vital to infiltrating the Desperado-affiliated research center in the sewers."

Step Ten - Question your motivation and fight a meme man

Be sad for a bit and then become a psychopath and kill an internet memelord

Step Eleven - Climb a building to fight a bald guy with scissors and rescue some child brains

He sure is in touch with his inner child

Step Twelve - Steal the motorcycle from the guy who almost killed you to a launch site

Theft is cool!

Step Thirteen - Have a showdown with the red sword guy

Make sure to show him a good time

Step Fourteen - Go on a very fast airplane built by that one girl you rescued in step five to go fight a big ant robot

His ride was worth every penny

Step Fifteen - Kill a buff senator that could've gone pro if he didn't join the Navy

He would've made America great again

Step Sixteen (optional) - Go back in time and kill some body snatchers

ooo those pesky aliens

36 Comments

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DeftNerd 31 Jul @ 9:58am

Raiden is the edgy one, SAM FOREVER

Meouguy 21 Jul @ 11:47am

Quite clear, however for some reason I turned into the red sword guy and had to fight the dog and senator again.

sephiroth5037 17 Jul @ 7:54am

thanks! i needed that

Bazelblitz 23 Mar @ 8:51pm

A bit unclear, it did not say my arm was going to be sliced off

76561199502529677 13 Mar @ 10:02am

steps are very clear, 10/10 would recommend this to anyone I could

CryyoYT 26 Jan @ 9:54pm

Steps unclear, I actually went back to 2017 and saw what could've been. Metal Gear Rising, the sequel. I cried, and now I'm stuck in the past, with a computer from the future.

V2 30 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Good Luck

Ishmael 29 Jun, 2023 @ 12:38pm

instructions unclear. just time travelled to 1975 and joined msf. what the fuck dude?

SuGmA HaWg 29 Mar, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Now thats a pretty meme. Exquisite

Mtn Dew Baja Blast 2 Dec, 2022 @ 6:07pm

This was very helpful but my eye hurts

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