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How to properly roll a joint
Por Niz
You’re going to need a few materials to get started. Grab some top-shelf high grade kush, a weed grinder, rolling papers, a booklet of filter tips, and a lighter or matchbook. A little bit about these items: Don’t feel obligated to drop a ton of cash on a fancy grinder. If you’re new to joint-rolling, a basic model will work just fine. You can always decide later if you want to step your game up. Similarly, you don’t necessarily need to buy filter tips, but they sure are easier to roll than ripped-up pieces of business cards. As an added benefit, you’ll seem like a grown-up.

Step 1: Grind Your Flower
Aside from choosing the right rolling papers, getting your flower to the right consistency is the most important prep work you can do. You want your ground-up weed to be crumbly and free of stems so the final product burns evenly. To get there, drop a nug in your grinder and twist 10-12 times, or until you can twist without much resistance.

(Notice some powdery stuff hanging out in the bottom chamber of your grinder? That’s kief and it’s loaded with THC. You can either sprinkle it on top of a packed bowl or add it back to your joint for additional potency)

Step 2: Grab Your Joint Filter
Again, you don’t absolutely need a filter, but it will keep bits of flower from slipping out and into your mouth as you smoke. The trick to preventing your filter from unfurling the moment you finish rolling it is to start with a few accordion folds. This also acts as another baby gate against stray bits of flower. Remember: How thin or thick you roll your filter will determine how thin or thick your joint will be, so plan accordingly.

Step 3: Fill That Paper
Place a fresh sheet of rolling paper on a tray, plate, or magazine to catch excess weed and drop some of that freshly ground herb along the crease. Leave enough room to place your filter at one end.

Step 4: Pinch and Roll
The secret to getting a tight and cylindrical joint is to grab the flower-filled paper by both ends, pinch the tops of the paper with your thumbs and forefingers, and rub your fingers together in an up-and-down motion. By doing so, you effectively push the flower into a tight little log the same width as the filter. Once you’re there, you’re ready to tuck the unglued side of the paper around the filter and roll. Don’t expect to get it right the first time as this part takes patience and finesse.

(Pro tip: Focus on getting the paper tight around the filter first. From there, the rest of the joint will follow.)

Step 5: Lick and Twist
All you have to do now is lick the glued inseam like an envelope to seal it. Tap the filter against a hard surface to help the flower settle in or pack the flower in with a pencil, chopstick, or similar pointy object. Twist the excess paper at the top of your joint to keep everything in place. You are now the proud owner of a hand-rolled joint. Smoke with satisfaction.

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Joint Rolling Troubleshooting Tips
— If your joint gets loose halfway through rolling it, back up and start again with a tighter pinch around the filter.

— If your joint burns unevenly, your flower may be a little too chunky. Grind the flower a little more next time.

— If you need to keep lighting it to get any smoke, the flower is too finely ground and preventing air from flowing through. Ease up with the grinder next time.



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StradaRuvida 29 NOV 2024 a las 2:09 p. m. 
me i like to roll with the glue inseam on the outside, rather than on the inside, that way when you lick it you can then rip away some 30-40% of the total paper thus making the taste much smoother with less paper, downside is it burns a bit faster on average, but i recommend
craccbabyy 7 MAR 2024 a las 9:35 a. m. 
giddy upp! i learned this technique from a badman in jamaica, except he was putting tobacco in his shit also, I believe the technical term is SPLIFF
Lil 23 MAR 2023 a las 4:24 p. m. 
hm, this will definitely spice up my drug dealer simulator gameplay. Thank you!
Dedrick 13 DIC 2022 a las 11:50 p. m. 
You drink too much alcohol, smoke too many cigarettes, consume too much sugar? Weed, especially if your 25+ isn't going to be worse for you than those.
razgraz 1 DIC 2022 a las 7:58 p. m. 
DUDE WEED LMAO :btd6stunned:

i remember writing my paper on marijuana in highschool, didnt make it my whole life after i learned about the history and the drug war though

try smoking methamphetamine, its even cooler than weed kid, then when your balls eventually drop you can move on to spiking up with needles like an adult.
Recon 420 14 FEB 2022 a las 2:34 p. m. 
You sound like a dumbaz kid, who rolls with papers anyhow :buzzed:
TheDizzyGamer 14 SEP 2021 a las 7:00 a. m. 
duno why but ive never have mental probs with weed. smoked bongs none stop every day for 10 years and im 26 my friends can be paranoid about people looking at them or when carrying but i dont give a fuck im that used to it i dont worry about it being a crime or anything like that the UK cops dont randomly stop people and it just a warning basically saying watch yourself
TheDizzyGamer 14 SEP 2021 a las 6:56 a. m. 
just smoke bongs always stronger in a packed bowl all inhaled at once as you burn and hold in for about 10 15 secs you know the stuff is good by the smooth harshness going down and blowing out and shit stuff or a bowl too packed wll cause a harsh burning going down any questions?
Niz  [autor] 23 MAR 2021 a las 10:25 p. m. 
<3 :weed:
NoneLikeIke 23 MAR 2021 a las 8:37 p. m. 
Easily the single, most useful guide on Steam.