Q: Why did a piece of chewing gum cross the road?

A: The chicken stepped on it


Q: Why did the stone step outside?

A: He really wanted to rock out!


Q: What do you get when you cross a clown and a skunk?

A: Laughing gas


Q: What did the skeleton say to the other?

A: I have a bone to pick with you


Q: What do cows do when they are bored?

A: They go to the mooooovies


Q: Did you hear about the guy who's left arm and leg got amputated?

A: He is all right!


Q: What is Blutarch Mann's favorite music?

A: Blues


Q: What is it called when Heavy tries to do things as quick as possible?

A: Russian

A drunk man stumbles out of a bar and bumps into a Priest

Drunk man: "I'm Jesus Christ:

Priest: "No you are not."

Drunk man: "fine I will prove it"

Drunk man leads the Priest inside of the bar and the Bartender catches a look at him

Bartender: "Jesus Christ! You're back again?!"


"My ex-wife gave me an awesome gift for my Birthday."

"She didn't show up!"


A priest a minister and a rabbi sat at a table and bet each other that they couldn't convert a bear. After a week the priest and the minister meet up

Priest:" After I sprinkled Holy water onto the bear he let me preach Gods word to him."

Minister: "I preached the good word of the lord to the bear and he let me baptise him."

Rabbi rolls in on a electric wheel chair and a full body cast

Rabbi: "Maybe I shouldn't had started with a circumsision"

Knock knock

Who's there?

Police

How many?

Two

What do you wan't?

To talk

Talk to yourselves


Knock knock

Whos there?

Pepper

Pepper wh-

ACHOOOO!


Knock knock

Who's there?

Wood glue

Wood glue who?

Wood glue like to hear another knock knock joke!?

Knock knock

Who's there?

Tea

Tea who?

Tea hee! this is a funny knock knock joke!

The two rabbits had such an HAIR RAISINGLY awesome adventure



You really can't relly on ghost on having good sportman ship because they are such SORE BOOSERS


Heavy had a mouse problem so he was forced to go out and buy a MINI GUN to take care of it


I never knew guitars could be attractive intell I saw one in a G STRING


It was too bad what happened to the garbage man, I heard he was still DOWN IN THE DUMPS about it


The bean loved his wife so much that he called her his SWEET PEA


Never trust Demoman, he always BLOWS THINGS OUT OF PORPORTION

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