This guide is a collaborative project written by BumFreeze, Crayon and Mclane under TwilightVomit Productions (YouTube)

You're here because you're a failure. You've failed ball race over and over again and your wife has either left you or never existed in the first place. You want to win something. Ball Race. I won't beat around the bush, the self help you seek is found below in 10 simple instructions to save your game in Ball Race. Read Up, always follow the top 10 instructions Known to man: Ball Race.

In 1997 Tony Blair layed the priorities of a New Labour government in three words: Education, education and more education. But we are not in Britain anymore, we are in Greece and in Greece there lived Aesop, a slave and storyteller believed to have lived between 620 and 560 BC.

Whether or not it's a small conercut or big Springfield Gorge, a skip is always worth it. it could save anywhere from valuable microseconds to valuable hours. The best skips are found on Summit. The worst skips are found on Accellerate, which is a different game mode completely so we will worry about this another day. But for now, any time you can skip a large portion of the map you need to do so, no matter what the speed is Never Not Skip.

Your enemies are not your friends, keep them as far away from you as possible so they dont pick up your tekkers. I must stress that by far away you must be infront of them at all times, there is no point being behind because then the will have no interest in copying your skills as they would see that you are infact dry of all skills.

A skilled player worth his tekkers can get first place and still collect the little watermelons, the big water melons and the golden melons. This is childs play for me, is it childs play for you?

RNG, or Random Number Generating, or as I like to call it, "Random" Number Generating. Is when the map changes on a seemingly random basis. This is not true, there is no such thing as random in computing but what is true is that there are certain assets in the map that are in a different position each time you play and this can and will affect the time you get. You might think it's impossible to predict but one who says that is one who is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You can predict it because like I said, it's not really random, infact the randomness is done by running the time on your computers clock through an algorim to get a number. What you need to do is change the time on your computer so that it always says the time that will get you the correct RNG output thus allowing you to win at maximum possible time. It really isn't that complex.

Aim straight for the centre of the finish circle. This is something that takes practice and perfecting. It's a good job the former makes the latter.

One should always host the game to give yourself the ultamate ping of 0 packets lost per second. Heck that doesn't even accurately showcase the power of self hosting, what if I were to tell you that 0 packets lost per second is the same as 0 per hour.. 0 per day.. 0 per year.... 0 per 13.5 billion years. With no packets lost you have an advantage. But, as Ben Kenobi said, their is another. If you host the server you can close the server at will if at risk of losing to the enemy. They will lose all their times stat gains. Many times have I know my apprentice to be at risk of not getting number 1 and losing to an enemy player who was about to get number 1 in the world. He closed the server so his enemy didn't get number 1 in the world on that map. His enemy was my friend because my apprentice became my enemy at that point. It was me about to get number 1 in the world. Jokes on him because I was already number 1 and number 2, 3, 4.

The battle field isn't restricted to a field in the modernage. In recent years battles have been happening in cities. When you work, live, sleep, make love... Nothing is off the table when it comes to warfare. If vote kicking is the only way to get ahead then so be it.

Gentoo allows you to have maximum mobility in terms of frame right and liberal computational control over your central clockwork of your CPU. With Gentoo you can execute the command (which you should know already) to limit frame per 0.0166..Minutes to a value of 5, this as you should know gives you the advantage over gamatical mechanics that calculate arround a functioning 0.04055..Frames per annum the game will have a bad time stopping you from using this to your advantagious devices.

You haven't won anything if there are people in this world who are better than you. Beating your contemporaries isn't enough, you need to beat the time of the all time greatest player known to man. I you don't do this then you have failed.

This is Tower Unite and you have be guided. Consider yourself lucky.