Squeakers must die. Who cares if they're just trying to play? Slaughter them like the annoying animals they are. When they inevitably squeal "RDM RDM RDM" just convince everyone that they killed you first last round! Lies are the key to permanent squeaker death. We will rid the plague of squeakers from this game because everyone knows that 6 year olds can't handle Pavlov VR. Who decided to give a kid a gun anyway?

This is possibly the most important rule, if you are an innocent just playing TTT, then you must make sure you listen to whatever the detective asks of you. You don't want to die, do you? Defy the detective and you're either a Traitor or you're stupid. Seriously, no one wants to have to wait the grueling 3 minutes as a spectator, just watching everyone else have fun while you're in the background. Just remember, obey the detective or be forgotten for 3 minutes. Choose wisely.

Also to elaborate on the authority of Detective himself, the detective does and will always have proper authority to kill, shoot at, including but not limited to torture, maim, RDM, etc. etc. This rule is currently unchangeable and detective of the round will always have these authorites regardless of anything.

If you're a Traitor and your ultimate goal is to kill all innocents with your other two traitor friends, then to protect yourself from immediate death upon trying anything, you must secure a bullet into one of your traitor's heads. Sounds weird, but it will save you when everyone is thinking you're suspicious. If you fail to do this, wait for someone else to kill a traitor, kill them, then claim that YOU killed the traitor. Simple lies, no one will ever know.

You're an American (or something other than British, congratulations) playing Pavlov, right? Then you come across that one man with that infuriating accent. Go ahead, think of that one annoying person that you have encountered while playing. I'm not saying that you should kill British people on sight, though its recommended, you shouldn't trust them. They always seem to be the sneakiest, slipperiest, reptilian-like bastards. Always traitors, otherwise always RDMing. Not fun people.

If you come across those annoying people who are always spamming the radio and spamming their .50 cal sniper rifle, follow these directions carefully.

1. Approach them calmly from behind or otherwise.
2. Put your weapon of choice up to their head, preferably while they cannot see you.
3. Squeeze the trigger and run.

I truly hope this will help you in future encounters with these people because after the first few times it does get quite annoying.

Lies are essential to the game and for your very own survival. While you parade around the map just having simple fun, once eventually questioned, lie. Lie about who your with, lie about where you were, and lie about what you're doing. Never let anyone know the truth about anything. Remember to back up your lies with even more lies and keep in mind to make your lies more real than the truth. Keep even your closest friends in the dark to always have the upper hand to kill who you please. As an innocent, lying is essential to keeping you alive and necessary to contributing to your path of becoming a pathological liar.

To aid your lying, remember this simple acronym. LWWWWH. Lie about When, What, Where, Why, and How.

Grenades, grenades, grenades. Its always fun to just do a bit of kamikaze-ing and just be a suicide bomber. Works great if you're in a large group. I recall one time on the minecraft map that everyone was standing on top of this one tree. I pulled a grenade pin, killed everyone, lost a ton of karma and got kicked. Great times! Also blinding folks with the flash and smoking people out with the coincidentally named smoke. Hilarity ensues quickly with these tools. Watching people fumble around since they cant see, or watching a man get ripped in two by your well-thrown frag! Also another fun thing to do if you frequent the SCP map, take a frag, get in the elevator, press the button and toss your grenade out (preferably at a group of people) and listening to their screams of terror and fright! Really, there's nothing a grenade can't do. Inflict blindness, cause panic, tear people apart, you name it, these grenades can do it! Also used as good tools to cause distrust since you could just drop one and say "Grenade! Grenade! Look out!" then once the grenade blows and the panic dies down, you could say "He did it!" or "So-and-so dropped it!" Really, they are gorgeous tools of war.


Krieger with a Shovel - "on the SCP map you can put your hand through the floor, sooooooooooo you can put frags through said floor. I'll leave this information right here."

There's honestly so many options for this one, a few of my personal favorites being: Running over your allies with a tank, blasting your allies to pieces with the cannon on the tank, or (my favorite) gunning down your allies with the Gunner position.


Teach your allies to fear you by making them go splat with the rocket launcher or tossing a little grenade into the trench (this one also works in normal but that's not what this is about, okay?) Another one of the best ways to be the worst is to slide a little grenade underneath your tanks and watch them scream "GET OUT, GET OUT!" as they hear the *hsss* of the tank about to blow.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you have enjoyed our little guide up to this point. Now, I will take you on a tour through the difficult and fun world of SND. The main goal for SND is to either plant the bomb and blow it up, or defuse the bomb and stop the enemy team. Here are a few ways that we could change that. You could either, and remember I speak from experience here, kill your teammates once the round begins, throw a few grenades in the "wrong direction", the list goes on. My favorite, though, is on the Office map, shooting your own teammates through the walls. Sounds complicated but very easy. It doesn't get much simpler than that folks, I'll see you later.

Kill people,

Most, if not all of us have played the custom made Prisonbreak gamemode. Very nice mode made by some very nice people. Just kidding, the moderators are power hungry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and its entire playerbase is full of autistic children. Now there's going to be two sections to this one.



Section 1 - Cops
Being a cop-douche hybrid is very simple. Just go around blasting unfortunate prisoners heads off, scam prisoners into giving you cigs, and lead certain gullible prisoners into an area that they really aren't supposed to be, say "5-4-3-2-1" very quickly so they don't have time to run back, and kill them. If an admin joins (and trust me, they will) and brings you to the interrogation room (or as I prefer to call it, the Principal's Office) either leave the game or just try with that silver tongue I know you have to win him over. Police brutality, an American art!


Section 2 - Prisoners/Escapees
Being a douche-prisoner hybrid isn't so easy. Your main weapons of choice will be the baseball bat or the boxing gloves. Punching guards will get you killed, so punching fellow prisoners into areas that they either cannot escape and have to suicide, or areas they will not escape alive otherwise. Examples include: Punching a prisoner into the Kitchen hole, where they cannot escape, punching a prisoner into the armory, attachments room, or past any red line really. Now for the escapee bit. Killing your escapee mates or just other prisoners in general is the obvious choice here. The .50 cal is a fine weapon for this. Long range prisoner kills as to not get yourself killed in turn, and any range escapee kills.


As you can tell, Prisonbreak is a fine gamemode with a not-so-fine playerbase. You'll be alright!

- Bully the people who complain about the new reload animations. Not to name any names but General E. Annoy is a good example.
-Shoot first, ask questions later.
-Get in the mindset that you are a terrorist who hates Americans.
-Bully the people who have $10,000 sticks attached to their controllers to "help them aim"
-If you see someone who is AFK, shoot them.

In conclusion I hope you all had a lot of fun learning to deal with certain people in Pavlov. Next time you slip on the headset everyone will fear and respect you. Remember these steps and you will be a world class RDMer like us!




No. Not satire.

We're friends, right? I like to think we are. As friends, I'm gonna give you some helpful advice that I've learned from my 350+ hours on Pavlov VR.
SERIOUS PLAYERS ARE THE WORST.
Now some people, up to this point, might think that I'm angry about some aspects of the game. No. I love Pavlov, but I can say with 100% certainty that I am genuinely angry that serious players exist. Once you've met one, you've met them all. Especially in TTT, they have massive superiority complexes and think that 'just because you're a traitor' means that them killing you was justified. Example, lets say you're a traitor in a group of three and someone (not you) drops a frag. One person in the group immediately opens fire on you and kills you. Next round, they say "You were a T, so ♥♥♥♥ off" and it really just grinds your gears. You insult them and they say "Oh you're obviously insecure" and then you kill them. Yeah, that was a really specific example but it didn't happen to me, haha, no way.

This part, though, is really what you're looking for. How to deal with them.
Be a douche. Start an argument with them and constantly interrupt them with "What?" or "I don't give a ♥♥♥♥." Doesn't matter what they're saying whether you understand or care. Just constant interruptions with no meaning to piss them off. This works because they're normally pretty good at the game, so trying to fight might be futile. So what do you do when they can't be killed and not respawn? Torture them. Since serious players have huge God complexes, they think they're too important to be interrupted or argued with so this strategy definetly works. Best part is, you haven't done anything wrong so anyone else around will kill them if they try to kill you.