Well, I bet you're really interested in what Omanytism is.
The truth is, it's very simple. Our Great God, the Helix Fossil, god of anarchy, fought a great war with his brother, the Dome Fossil, god of democracy. Helix was chosen as the great god of Twitch, and he fathered a holy son, Omanyte.
Dome Fossil was jealous of Omanyte, so he also had a son, and named him Bird Jesus. Many follow the path of democracy and Bird Jesus, but they are lost and must be brought to the light.

Before taking the journey into Omanytism you must join the Steam group.
Now that you know what Omanytism is, let me explain how you can be accepted and saved into this great faith.

The Baptism of Omanyte is possibly one of the most important ceremonies in the world.
One must start Team Fortress 2 and join a 2Fort or Lakeside map.

Instructions for 2Fort:[/b]
This is a map of 2fort.
And here is what you must do:
Add a moderator of the Steam group and request a baptism.
-Go to the bridge in the centre of the map.
-Dive into the water.
-Go to the enemy intelligence and capture it.
-High Five the priest in your intel room.
-Welcome, my son or daughter, into Omanytism.

Instructions for Lakeside:
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This is Lakeside.
And here is what you must do:
Add a mod of the group
-Go to the samll room next to the control point.
-Dive into the water pit.
-Jump back out of the pit.
-Go behind the wooden wall.
-High five the priest.
-Welcome to Omanytism, my child.

The mission of Omanytists is to dance and spread the holy faith.

ALWAYS BELIEVE. NEVER FORGET. PRAISE THE FOSSIL.