Press any key to wake up. Then get mauled by a bear. Do this until you can spawn in without dying.

Look around for some nakeds, the ones you want will be sashless. but beware, as one rouge spear man could foil your plans.

They wont. Your social skills are too undeveloped since you play rust all day. Sorry.

It started off as any day in rust, I logged into the game to wake up with my suppressed M249 in my roofcamp tower, I think to myself "Time to roofcamp both outpost and dome at once." With my nVidia fullbright cheats I'll be able to roofcamp people with certain ease at night you think aloud. Later that day you get online raided but are unable to defend because your only skill in the game is to piss people off for no reason.