This method is called the direct method because it quickly gets to the point! This is one of the best ways to start because it is easier and faster then any other method.

The first step is to think of the word "catgirl." Many images should pop up into your mind.

The next step is to imagine all of the catgirls that flood your mind once you think of this word, and after shedding a tear at the realization that you will never have a catgirl... nor a real girl... remember the first catgirl that popped into your head.


Congratulations! You have determined that Maple is the best catgirl! Now go out there and spread the words of my smug cutie to all of your friends and family!

Well if the direct method may be a bit too... direct for you, then you can always try out this method. Some people may need the use of complex algorithms and the application of science to prove who the best catgirl. If that person is you then you can leave, this guide doesn't cover any of that nonsense. Go do that yourself.

But, another method that is sure to work is the worst catgirl method. So lets get into the details and figure out who really is the best catgirl.

Step one: Make a list of all the good girls that come to mind. This is an example of how your list may look:

• Chocola
  
• Vanilla
  
• Azuki
  
• Coconut
  
• Maple
  
• Cinnamon
  
• Shigure
  
• Fraise

The next step is to remove any irrelevent girls who do not fit with the term "catgirl". Unfortunately Shigure is NOT a catgirl, so she must be removed from the list.

• Chocola
  
• Vanilla
  
• Azuki
  
• Coconut
  
• Maple
  
• Cinnamon
  
• Fraise

Ahh, now we are at the final step. Now this is a pretty nice list of all very good catgirls. But we have to make some very difficult decisions to figure out who really is the best. So now we get on to the hardest part of this method, removing the worst catgirls. You may need to take a few breaths, maybe a sip of water. Just keep in mind that removing the worst catgirls does not make them bad, it just means that they are not the best catgirls.

• Maple

Congratulations again! We figured out who the best girl really is... Maple!! She really is the best girl!

I am your best friend, its nice to see you today. If you ever need to ask me who the best catgirl is, you are free to ask! But, I can just save you time time and hassle and tell you now that the best catgirl is Maple. You are very welcome!

Now that you know who the best catgirl truly is tell all of your friends, let the world know how much of a degen you are. Spread your love all over your keyboards.