You're gonna need some drug dealing clothes, so beanie, overcoat and some baggy jeans, but you're not done just yet.

this part is a bit tricky so choose the build you're more comfortable with.

TIP: Don't go for the first set of perks you see, plan your strats and execution first and don't be afraid to mix it up once in awhile, If you don't have the perks or you're new, don't be afraid, you'll be able to buy perks for your main (In this case, Quentin.) in the shrine of secrets, no additional DLC required.

and remember, this is all about having fun, don't expect these builds to be good as they're meant for sh*ts and giggles.

You need the knowledge and know-how to be better than the other dealers, thank god I'm here right?




You'll need to find your stashes right?






You're gonna want to get the good stuff and get it fast.






Gotta make sure your "good-good" has all the bells and whistles.





You gotta get that "fruity-fruity" fast and make sure you get more bang for your buck.





If you HAVE to apply the "drippy" to your clients you gotta make sure they last and save as much as you can.






So you can refill your "tootie-fruitie" when it runs out.






Hey, gotta pay your "guy" to get another stash.





I guess you can pay "kinda Greg" to get a bit more stashes than you need, who am I kidding? there's never enough.

You can't always be selfish, sometimes you need to prioritize the client or they wont like you enough to call your services again .



Hey, if your client likes your services enough to help you when you need it most, add them to your contacts so you can give them some "Blue Dynamite" at a discounted price, as a thank you.





You're gonna wanna find your clients when they're in need and need their fix right.. RIGHT?






You're still new but you'll learn if you really have to apply the "Benzos".





Obviously you want to give them the "Amps" and dip, but sometimes you gotta apply it for them, and you know what you're doing, right?





You'll see your clients with others so if you really, REALLY don't want to help them you can teach the other client to help out, seems counter-productive but trust me, it pays off in the end.






Just being your presence as a drug-lord could help your clients get their fix.





You love your clients enough to sell one of your organs just to save them? aw.





Your favorite client has a huge bounty but they pay a lot so do what you can to protect them, you know.. for business.





You can get in contact with your favorite client? nice then stick by by them for the rest of the trial, they'll be good for business.





Nice, every one of your clients can get here on the dot, business is boomin'.

If you don't already know how to avoid the cops and need a bit of help, that's fine, we were all new to escaping the cops at one time, I can get you some temporary handicaps.




they can't see you if you have anti-wall hacks.





If the cops want your drugs they'll get it, sometimes you gotta risk your "Bump" to keep on moving.






I think you'll like knowing when cops have you in their sights.





If your client is nice enough to get you out of trouble they could probably help you figure out what airplane mode does.





Sometimes you have to lay low till the cops get off your back, afterward you can get back to selling that "Yoke".





In the likely event you get caught selling "Butter" you'll need to have some energy to speed off, and lose those Baby Blues.





Let's be honest you're gonna get caught selling "Cat Food" somewhere on a hill or somewhere up high, so hit the floor "Amp" yourself and GTFO.





It's not good to have a plan in-case sh*t goes south, so pop your "Go-Go" and "Go-Fast".






If you want to plan your escape after you sell "Dreamer" then be my guest.





After you get caught selling "Toys" and you're getting chased put that Blue f*cker In a trance with your funny dance, you'll thank me later.





Getting shot is gonna suck but with this you can take another bullet and maybe live love enough to keep selling "Dummy Dust"






Even though your not near your clients at least the cops aren't close to you.






Fill the air with "Grass" and the cops won't sense you through the thin smoke.






Fill the air with "Gash" and the cops won't see you through the dank smoke.






Fill the air with "Jolly Green Jane" and the cops won't find you through the thick smoke.

Now that I've blessed you with the knowledge of being a drug-lord, and gave you some drug slang you can use on your adventures, you are now ready to start selling, now do me a favor and subscribe to Keeobe on YouTube, you don't even need to watch the videos I just want to make the algorithm, and remember, have fun and don't be afraid to mix it up a bit.

This Is my first guide and It took a bit to make so I'd appreciate a like, love you all, don't get hooked.