DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition

DARK SOULS™: Prepare To Die Edition

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How to beat Dark Souls(GFWL Hacker-fest 60fps edition)
By guts' theme (Cut & Looped) and 1 collaborators
Having trouble beating the artificial difficulty of Dark Souls? Or just simply wish to wipe the floor with scrubs in PvP? Well then this guide is for you!
   
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step PVP: how to pvp
this part of the guide will b pretty indepth due to the broad range of pvp skills that u will need to possess
first part is WRATH OF THE GODS

only the most MLGest of dark wraiths can possess this godly power and crush every noob!!!
second part is DOODOOOOOOOOOOOO

gross, yes, but this little ♥♥♥♥ will weaken your opponents while you're pounding their buttocks with a fury of 100 suns
AND LASTLY, BACKSTABBU!!!!!

least expected move on the internet. the element of surprise will penetrate even the toughest of armors!!
(this is a secret part that only I know about but you didn't hear it from me!!!!)
remember that nothing beats a good pair of giant's armor along with the mask of the mother!!!
havin a hacker mishap?
don't be surprised when u go human mode at level 10 and some jackoff with a big ass hammer invades u, but do not fear!!!
i have the secret cure to your ailment
if anyone remarks you as a coward for using such a method, then tell them to stop hacking like a little hoe
step Drake n' Josh - how to defeat bosses
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good luck my sunbro!
i hope this has given you the courage AND knowledge to conquer the darkest depths of dark souls

praise the sun ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
47 Comments
guts' theme (Cut & Looped)  [author] 7 Jan, 2015 @ 2:32pm 
that's cause dark souls uses steamworks instead of gfwl now
jack 7 Jan, 2015 @ 11:14am 
i tried this but lost
guts' theme (Cut & Looped)  [author] 28 Feb, 2014 @ 3:06pm 
rapier is for cock suckers who think doing 10 damage a minute is fun
bnuuy 28 Feb, 2014 @ 6:22am 
10/10
tottly em ell gee i kil fightds lubs noa but u forgut rapier an hornets mlg ring :^))))))
ARNO 28 Feb, 2014 @ 5:15am 
good guide friend
guts' theme (Cut & Looped)  [author] 26 Feb, 2014 @ 6:15pm 
baned
Tim the Enchanter  [author] 26 Feb, 2014 @ 4:09pm 
Shrek is Dreck actually
MAGNUS WAKER 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:52pm 
Shrek is life.
guts' theme (Cut & Looped)  [author] 26 Feb, 2014 @ 5:30am 
vvv He never gets to use it though, LOL
SCE_Genesis985 25 Feb, 2014 @ 10:07pm 
@Naked Blue Man: so, your dick has high damage but low endurance and then breaks off when done?