"Often these two British soldiers can be sighted on a dark night, loitering in alleyways and preparing to abduct and subdue an inebriated individual, who they will then force onto a ship and conscript into the royal navy. Rumour's derived from local British taverns claim that the British king has decreed that an acorn, located in the frozen tundra's of Antarctica. As such, the British army has endeavoured to go on a mass recruiting spree, accumulating their forces for an expedition into the Ice Age, a desolate and isolated frozen landscape, where only the penguins and seals reside. I wish the royal British army, all the best and earnestly wish that they recover their acorn, long live the king of this beloved Isle."